5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth and Other Useful Guides by Matthew Inman

5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth and Other Useful Guides Reviews

• 
  Stephen

  
  
  There is NO WAY that I can properly pour props or otherwise do justice for this fantastic collection of witty, funny, informative and cleverly perceptive commentaries on life and its many absurdities.
  
  Therefore, here is my list of 20 reasons to buy and read this book:
  
  THE AWESOME "CRAPPY" LISTS:
  
  --Discover The 9 Types of Crappy Handshakes including: (1) The Bone Crusher, (2) The Politician, (3) The Close Shaker, (4) The Hipster, (5) the Sweaty McSweaterson, (6) The Airball, (7) The Misfire, (8) The Limp, Dead Fish and (9) The Never-Let-Go.
  
  --Learn to Spot The 10 Types of Crappy Interviewees and be able to recognize: (i) The Over-dresser, (ii) The Stench, (iii) The Under-dresser, (iv) The Mute, (v)The Talker, (vi)The Bullshitter, (vii) The Trash Talker, (viii) The Apologizer, (ix), the Nervous Twitcher and (x) the Appeaser.
  
  --Identify The 7 Types of Crappy Airline Passengers like: (a) the Baby, (b) The Sleep Trappers, (c) The Bigg’un, (d) The Gas Bag, (e) The Lonely, (f) The Elbow’ean Bonaparte and (g) The Giant Carry-on.
  
  THE HANDY GUIDES:
  
  **Study How to Pee Like a CHAMP including proper GROAN technique.
  
  **Gain valuable decorating tips with 8 Ways to Improve Your Home Using a HUMAN CORPSE...(the toothbrush dispenser could be a new Christmas favorite).
  
  **Prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse by perfecting 8 Ways to Prepare Your PETS for WAR and sleep better knowing Supersonic Flying Death Blade is available.
  
  **Shed those unwanted pounds following 5 Ways to Lose Weight Like a Champ including, intensifying your daily jog by kicking a BEAR in the BALLs.
  
  **Like lessons from Mom and Dad, learn 4 Reasons to Carry a Shovel at All Times...excellent for solving that ‘Dead Hooker” problem.
  
  THE PRACTICAL INSTRUCTIONS:
  
  --Hunters, hone your crafts by learning How to Track, Hunt and Kill A UNICORN....observe, taste, entrap, pre-heat and the kill.
  
  --Pet Owners do you know How to Tell if Your Velociraptor is Having Pre-Marital Sex...It all starts with inappropriate dress.
  
  --For those that are not naturally gifted, find Out How to Suck at Facebook by being either: (1) The Gamer, (2) The Desperate Marketer, (3) The Horrible Photo Tagger, (4)The Quiz Taker, or (5) The Filterless.
  
  --Also helpful is How to Suck at TEXT Messaging including encouraging advice on how to over abbreviate.
  
  --Before your next trip to Vegas, memorize the 6 Ways to Fight a Crack Whore...remember, NEVER, NEVER run because crack whores are unmatched in speed and will catch you.
  
  THE GRAMMAR AND LIFE LESSONS:
  
  **Do you know The 10 Words You Need to Stop Misspelling (a) Lose/Loose, (b) Their, They’re and There, (c) Weird (d) Definitely (e) Your and You’re (f)It’s and Its, (g) Effect and Affect, (h) Than and Then and (i) A lot.
  
  **Get your knowledge on by learning How to Use a Semicolon....EVERYBODY pay attention here.
  
  **Long thought to be just decorative, now you can learn the truth with 6 Reasons MAN NIPPLES Are AWESOME...HINT: the wilderness safety tip may just save your life.
  
  **ALEcoholics, discover How Beer is Made...and, more importantly, why you get drunk...NICE.
  
  **Caff-junkies, here are 15 Things Worth knowing about COFFEE besides it general awesomensss.
  
  **How many of The 8 Phases of Employment have you experienced: fear, lies, excitement and wonder, enthusiasm, doubt, disinterest, loathing and jubilation....me too, spooky isn't it.
  
  **Guys, listen up, here are the 10 Types of High Fives and more importantly when to use them....and when not to use them.
  
  THE SUMMARY:
  
  Buy the book and laugh your ass off and be happy. Don’t buy the book and never learn the 6 Reasons BACON is Better than TRUE LOVE...the choice is yours. As for me, this was a 5 star effort from start to finish and I have become a big fan of OATMEAL.
• 
  Lyndsey

  As if we need more reasons to punch dolphins in the mouth.
  
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• 
  Brian

  “Cats lack compassion and empathy, which makes them ideal for leadership.”
  
  “5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (and other useful guides)” is a fun comic (I hate that term but cannot think of another) book that seems to have been designed for what I call “call of nature reading”, as it is perfect for that occasion.
  The collection contains list, guides, ideas, mini-histories for things like coffee, etc. that are also cleverly illustrated. This collection comes from “The Oatmeal”, which is really just an internet site that flows from the mind and pen of Matthew Inman.
  This collection contains “Twenty Things Worth knowing about Beer”, “How to Suck at Facebook”, and other items of the same ilk.
  The poster included with this edition, “Why I Think Printers are from Hell!” is genius.
  It can be hit or miss. Some of these items are funny funny stuff. And some are dreadful and just no good.
  But if you read it in the bathroom, what are you out?
• 
  Laura

  I received this as an ARC from netgalley.com
  I don't know if I can stop laughing long enough to write this review!
  
  Okay, so last week sometime Alyssa Milano posted on Twitter a thank you to The Oatmeal-the author of this book.
  
  The next day, my friend wrote an awesomesauce review of this book
  http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/....
  
  At that point I realized that I HAVE to read this book. So while I know I usually review romances, this was too good to pass up.
  
  I think that there wasn't a page where I didn't crack up. I now know what men do and say to each other in the men's room:
  
  (not an excerpt)
  
  "Hey bro what's up?"
  "Chainsaws."
  "Dude."
  "Dude."
  deep heartfelt groan as he finishes up.
  "Dude, if you shake it too much you're playing with it."
  "Nah, you gotta show it who's boss."
  
  There's a section all about calling someone for tech support, and Holy Crap was it hysterical!!!! It's funny because it's true!
  
  I learned lots of fun little tidbits like:
  
  If your pony growls, it's not a pony, it's a lion. You should run.
  
  How to hunt a unicorn.
  
  How to prepare for when the zombies take over.
  
  Hitler hated cats.
  
  How to suck at Facebook.
  
  How to suck at texting.
  
  And of course, 5 very good reasons to punch a dolphin in the mouth
  
  
  
  My favorite line from this entire book was:
  
  "We can poop again!"
  
  Coolest Words Used:
  
  -bearodactyl
  -kraken
  -porta-potty
  -man nipples
  
  This book is absolutely worth the read, and the humor is epic. I mean seriously, where else will you find kittens armed with samurai swords? Seriously.
  
  
  http://www.demonloversbooksandmore.co...
  
  
  http://www.gotfiction.com/2012/03/5-v...
• 
  Erin Beall

  Does not hold up well. 🥵
• 
  Lisa

  
  
  Included in this book you will find tons of useful, informative and inspirational information, including:
  5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you
  5 reasons to punch a dolphin in the mouth
  How the male angler fish gets completely screwed
  Ten words you need to stop misspelling
  Things bears love
  Six reasons bacon is better than true love
  7 reasons to keep your tyrannosaur off crack cocaine
  4 reasons to carry a shovel at all times
  How to ride a pony!
  Seventeen things worth knowing about your cat
  The motherf**king Pterodactyl
  
  
  
  (note the middle finger. total class.)
  
  I love The Oatmeal. I've been a fan of his website for a while. I've regularly gone there to laugh obnoxiously. So this book was just a huge win. I love it. so. much. I love the way he does his cartoons. I love the look of them. They are so colourful and clear. He has his own recognizable style and I adore it to pieces.
  
  I love this humour. It's just random and genius. There are three online comics I love:
  The Oatmeal at
  http://theoatmeal.com/
  Cyanide and Happiness at
  http://www.explosm.net/
  Hyperbole and a Half at
  http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/
  
  So yes. I recommend this to anyone with a sense of humour. This makes me laugh like an idiot. Just uncontrollable laughter. Especially when it's something you can relate to, like some of the comics about airplanes or evil printers.
  
  Then there are comics where you actually learn about something, like the ones with facts about cats, coffee, beer and cheese. Also, there were lessons about grammar(which I'm sure I didn't learn much about as my brain shuts down a little when someone talks about grammar).
  
  Read it. READ IT READ IT READ IT. Or at least check out his website and be prepared to spend a few hours laughing.
  
  
  
  
• 
  Alisha

  Quick Take: Freaking. Hilarious.
  
  Review:
  Where has The Oatmeal been all my life? Until recently, I've not been familiar with this seasoned web-designer-turned indie web-comic creator. It seems the man's found his calling; whereas he was once dealing with all manner of crap in his one-time profession, he's now turning the laughably unfortunate situations in to plain laughable ones.
  
  5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth is a compilation of comic strips, some originating from the author's website and others created specifically for the publication. Whether you'll find the content funny certainly depends on your preferred brand of humor. This book's got irreverence and a healthy dose of misanthropy. The Oatmeal knows how to turn life experiences into bite-sized bits of hilarity. Sometimes you'll laugh at the absurdity of situations. At others, you'll laugh because of the truth lining the commentary. The visual style, however, is pure caricature, and fits perfectly with the kooky tone of the content.
  
  The book features such classic themes as:
  "Why It's Better To Pretend You Don't Know Anything About Computers"
  "8 Ways To Tell If Your Loved Ones Plan To Eat You"
  "The Ten Types of High Fives"
  "How to NOT Sell Something to my Generation"
  "14 Things Worth Knowing About Cheese" (my personal favorite!)
  
  As a big fan of situational humor, I enjoyed the content immensely; I'll definitely be gifting copies to my friends come Christmastime. ^_^ If you like Stephen Colbert, Justin Halpern, or The Onion, this book should be right up your alley.
• 
  K.

  This book is utterly ridiculous and is basically everything that you'd expect if you've ever spent more than 30 seconds on The Oatmeal.
  
  It's mostly hilarious randomness, but it DOES include a handful of infographics about using commonly confused words or semi-colons or apostrophes. Frankly, I think I'm going to send the semi-colons one to Stephenie Meyer, because if rereading Twilight and New Moon has taught me anything over the past six months, it's that she abuses the hell out of semi-colons way more than she should, and could therefore clearly use a refresher course.
  
  On the whole, it's totally silly and ridiculously entertaining.
• 
  Sakura Bum

  This book make my bf with eight dicks happy my grandma Harry Styles approves cause book cover very funny it’s very Japan easy to read.
  Not suitable for vegan snowflakes sorry I still love you
• 
  Sumit Singla

  Are you offended easily? Do you have a crap sense of humour? Do people have to use flowcharts and diagrams to explain jokes to you? Do you have a really poor self-image?
  
  If you've answered 'YES' to even one of these questions, I beg you, don't read this book! Otherwise, you're very likely to undergo spontaneous combustion with all the heat you generate deep inside while being burnt to cinders.
  
  I've been a fan of The Oatmeal for a long time now, and this compilation is a laugh a minute (provided you have a fantastic sense of humour like I do).
  
  Some of the gems included here are (along with my wisecrackscomments in parentheses):
  5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you (Yeah, who would've THUNK it right? Oink oink!)
  5 reasons to punch a dolphin in the mouth (Next time I see one, it's going to have me going Muhammad Ali on its ass!)
  How the male angler fish gets completely screwed (Not a male-dominated society after all, eh?)
  Ten words you need to stop misspelling (Seriously, it's annoying bro! Get 'em right, please)
  Things bears love
  Six reasons bacon is better than true love (Gah, I'm a vegetarian! HELLLPPPPP!!!)
  7 reasons to keep your tyrannosaur off crack cocaine (I'm totally stashing my supplies in a secure place right after typing out this review.)
  4 reasons to carry a shovel at all times (Next time I go anywhere, I'm totally carrying one! Can I get a small, foldable on Amazon?)
  How to ride a pony! (Do they have guides on cows as well? Are the steps the same?)
  Seventeen things worth knowing about your cat (Stop looking at me, kitty! I know ALL there is to know about you.)
  The motherf**king Pterodactyl (Haha, dude go away! You're extinct!)
• 
  Trudi

  
  I had never heard of
  The Oatmeal until some GR friends started reviewing this book. With my ignorance finally rectified, I gleefully dived into this giant heap of hilarity. Now I feel it's my turn to spread the word about its awesome contents (and parent website).
  
  One of my favorites is
  Why I Believe Printers Were Sent From Hell to Make us Miserable. This comic is added as a pull-out poster and is worth dropping the cash to own a copy. How many late nights and very early mornings have I been through "the printer trials from Hell" with my boyfriend as he pleads with the demon to give up its goods? Pleading turns to cajoling, which turns to cursing, which turns to screaming, which turns to threats of throwing the damnable machine right out the window (which thankfully hasn't happened yet). He's shown infinite patience, and has tolerated the extortionist prices for new printer cartridges, but alas, the vile, demonic gadget continues to break his heart.
  
  I love the brutal honesty and cheekiness of many of these comics. They're not all home runs, but the diamonds do sparkle and shine. The best part is their diversity: no matter your humorous bent you are bound to find something that appeals and resonates. Highly recommended!
  
  Oh, and for cat lovers? Don't miss these
  to die-for gems. I laughed so hard at a few of these they hurt me :) :)
• 
  Becky

  Here are 5 words about this book:
  1) Hilarious
  2) Awesome
  3) Learny
  4) Read
  5) This
  
  OK, so #4 and #5 are cheating, but still. And #3... well. Let's just say this ain't gonna be approved for use in classrooms any time soon... Or IS IT? O_O
  
  I've been a fan of The Oatmeal for a while now, and seriously, some of the stuff Mickel Inderman comes up with makes me cry tears of laughter and gasp for air while I sound like an asthmatic something that wheezes for air. So of course, I had to read this. And since I'm a fan of the guy and wanted to support him, I paid full price for it. $14.99 for about an hour of reading. But lots of LOLz, which makes it worth it! :D
  
  This book contains one of my favorite comics evar:
  Why I Would Rather Be Punched In the Testicles Than Call Customer Service. But I had to drop it a star because it did NOT contain my other favorite:
  Why I Don't Cook At Home. Although there are so many more that have Almost-Favorite status and were also left out of the book. HMPH!
  
  Anyway, Good stuff, and the drawings make me giggle almost as much as the off the wall things that Mr. Oatmeal thinks of. I wish I was 1/100th as awesome as he apparently must be. *sigh* I'll just caress the book and try to absorb some latent awesomeness residue from that.
• 
  ***Dave Hill

  Matt Inman's Oatmeal comic is alternates between being coffee-out-the-nose funny and "I see where he was going with that, but it just doesn't do anything for me" (e.g., the titular Dolphin strip). The humor is often bloody, disgusting, scatological, and frequently absurd, but also regularly imaginative and well-focused on stuff that bugs almost everyone. The worst strips make you want to sandpaper your brain. The best strips are the ones that you immediately want a mug, t-shirt, and wall poster of.
  
  Collected together like this, vs. reading it online, highlights those peaks and valleys. There are enough peaks, though, that I'm willing to (a) buy the next book when it eventually comes out, and (b) read the Oatmeal regularly, even though its RSS feed requires a click-through to the site.
• 
  Bonnie

  I love theoatmeal.com. Makes the long days stuck in cubicle hell much more bearable. If you've never heard of theoatmeal.com then you must be living under a rock. Fix this pronto.
  
  As for this book? I would have to call it the most hilarious book I've read this year. Yay for The Oatmeal.
• 
  Eric

  I love
  The Oatmeal internet comic. That is why I bought the book -- I wanted to support whoever is behind these hysterical comics. However, in all honesty, I cannot recommend this book to anyone, except maybe the most hardcore fan of The Oatmeal. Maybe.
  
  The material just doesn't translate well to the printed page. Part of it is that it is printed smaller and laid out across multiple pages instead of on a single, larger web page. Part of it is the inability to share it by forwarding it or posting it to Facebook. And part of it is that it is not organized in any cohesive way -- a lot of Oatmeal comics deal with grammar and language, and a lot of others deal with technology, but they aren't grouped together -- with no table of contents to make finding a favorite comic possible.
  
  
• 
  Nefariousbig

  This was hilariously hilarious. I have some images to share but I'm a lazy bastard and I'd have to put my beer down, walk all the way to the scanner which is in the other room, and I don't want to get out of my cozy bed, so I'll just do it later.
• 
  Marijana ☕✨

  Ovaj lik bolje da piše samo o mačkama jer su mu ostali stripovi diskutabilni, uvredljivi, nisu smešni? Idk.
• 
  Jessica-Robyn

  The Oatmeal is one of the most recognizable names in comics on the web. Everyone, and I mean everyone, who has ever turned on a computer and gone online has likely read one of Matthew Inman's comics. Being one of those people who have read the odd viral comic here or there I figured I should check out one of his books and see what was offered offline.
  
  I feel I should start by saying that in the past I have enjoyed Inman's work, particularly the educationally bent comics, but I didn't enjoy this book. Inman's sense of humor is very hit or miss for me. There were a lot of times that I laughed out loud while reading, but those times were often immediately counteracted by a painful silence. (The word "whore" has never really bothered me before, but my god its use managed to bother me here.)
  
  The other determining factor in my appreciation for this book was the fact that I had read and enjoyed many of the best comics in this book previously. The comics featured were ones that we would all likely recognize. It took away some of the punch because I ended up skimming the best ones and get stuck in the worst ones. In web form I have the ability to pick and choose the genre of comic that I want to read, but in book form you're just along for the ride.
  
  On the other hand though, on the list of positives is the art. Inman's style is always visually interesting and the printing of the book had some of the best colouring I have ever seen. I use the word vivid a lot when I talk about the colouring in graphic novels, but here it really had a way of drawing your eye. The quality is top notch!
  
  I really went into this book expecting that I would come away with a passing enjoyment. Especially because of all the good things I've heard about it, but I don't know, it just didn't work for me. Maybe I've matured, maybe I've exposed myself to so many other great comics that the content of this book feels dated, maybe I just don't find poop jokes funny anymore. I don't know what to tell ya, but I wish I had passed on reading this one.
• 
  Liviania

  Okay, I often don't talk about what format I read a book in. I read the epub version of 5 VERY GOOD REASONS TO PUNCH A DOLPHIN IN THE MOUTH, which is relevant because the resolution wasn't all that awesome. You couldn't really zoom, which meant some bits were almost impossible to read. Judging by the reviews on Amazon, that hasn't been fixed. So printed is the way to go. Not that I expect many people to be more interested in the e-version of this. It's easier to browse through the random comics with a book or on the site than in an ebook.
  
  I was excited for 5 VERY GOOD REASONS TO PUNCH A DOLPHIN IN THE MOUTH because I'm a big fan of the Oatmeal, author Matthew Inman's humor site. There are great infographics about such things as grammar, vocabulary, cheese, and coffee. There are also fun quizzes and some delightfully surreal comics, such as the eponymous work. It's nice to have some favorites collected and at hand.
  
  At the same time, when idly browsing on the internet I never noticed how often Inman jokes about hookers. Not particularly good jokes, either. It got kind of uncomfortable after awhile.
  
  Between being underwhelmed by the format and overwhelmed by (dead) hooker jokes, I was less impressed by 5 VERY GOOD REASONS TO PUNCH A DOLPHIN IN THE MOUTH. I'll continue to check the website, but I don't think I'm going to purchase the book for myself or as a gift for friends.
• 
  Annie

  I loved this book so much. I really do not even know where to start. The graphics in the book are beautiful. They look even better than they do online. The book also came with a pull out poster "Why I believe printers were sent from hell". I could not agree more. I have never met a printer I liked, even in the slightest. They are all a ginormous pain in the ass.
  
  My favorite section of the book was "Why it's better to pretend you don't know anything about computers". This whole comic was a visual representation of my life.
  
  His humor will sometimes catch you off guard, but will still leave you in stitches. I loved the comic "How to make a totally awsumm!!! movie trailer". I never really thought about it, but they all do follow the same basic format.
  
  What makes this book golden is the brutal honesty that is behind most of it, like the 'splash factor' of a porta-potty. No one talks about it, but we have all thought about it LOL.
  
  And last but not least, thank you, Oatmeal for giving me a visual on what a caffeine high feels like. I know the glorious-ness that is the caffeine high and have them often, but now I have a picture to go along with it :)
  
  
• 
  Anzû

  Why would anyone punch a dolphin in the face? That’s the main reason why I bought this book. I need answers! Many many answers to stack in my answer box and hide it in my secret chamber. These answers will make me rule the world one day! Mark my words!
  
  
  
  As always, The Oatmeal offers a great variety of comics that will make you fall off the chair, roll ten times on the carpet then probably suffer a heart attack and die. Yes, they’re THAT good. From Canadian pets to peeing like a champ, sucking at Facebook, failed hugs and preparing your pets for war. All these essential things are stacked up and ready to be discovered only by the brightest minds on the planet. So if you have brains and eyes (hands are optional) put them to good use!
  
  P.S. I will quote the book in order to make myself clear:
  

  I hope you like it. If not, I hope a large meteor finds its way across the universe and smashes directly into your crotch while you sleep.
  Hugs and kisses!

  
  P.P.S. Remember folks: RABIES NOT BABIES
  
  BABAY!
• 
  eme

  Reto 24 Libros número 21. Un libro al azar
  
  De verdad que cuando mi hermano me dijo que me iba a regalar por mi cumpleaños un libro llamado "5 razones por las que pegarle a un delfín" no sabía que esperarme, aunque definitivamente no me esperaba esto. Me ha parecido curioso cómo es gracioso e informativo a la vez, contándote datos curiosos de cosas como la cerveza o el café entre tira cómica y tira cómica (that one about the pejesapos tho, that was terrifying).
  Ha tenido momentos magníficos (el de los delfines de verdad que me parece muy bueno pero es que el del club nocturno me mata), aunque algunas tiras han sido algo flojillas. En general ha estado entretenido y creo que está bien para una lectura de estas en las que no quieres leer nada profundo ni con mucha historia, solo reírte un rato.
• 
  Justin

  Where do I even begin with this book? My mind was blown and I don't think I have ever laughed my ass off more over any book then this one. Sure some of it is totally ridiculous but that's what makes it funny.
  
  Have you ever wanted to know why bacon is better then true love? How to tell if your loved ones plan on eating you? How to suck at facebook? Why you should keep a Canadian as a pet perhaps? How to pee like a champ, to fight off a crack whore or how to ride a pony?
  If your like me you said yes to every one of these except maybe the facebook one but you know someone who does. With that being said, go pick up a copy of this book. You'll laugh, you'll learn and you will feel rainbows wanting to come out of your backside, it's that good!
• 
  Kristina

  If you’re feeling cranky or bummed out, may I suggest a very funny book? 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (and Other Useful Guides) is great reading. Try not to ingest it all in one big gulp, however, or you may laughter-snort yourself into a headache. The Oatmeal has been around since 2009 (according to The Oatmeal’s bio in this book) and he’s genius. This is the first book he wrote; it includes comics from his website (theoatmeal.com) plus new comics he drew just for the book. I’ve been reading The Oatmeal for quite a while and enjoy his irreverent, funny, and sometimes seriously off-the-wall bonkers humor. Not only is this book funny, but I learned things. I learned about the different kinds of espresso, a little bit of beer history and the brewing process and some seriously fucked-up weird shit about angler fish (“How the Male Angler Fish Gets Completely Screwed”). The Oatmeal (real name: Matt Inman) also provides helpful grammar, spelling and punctuation guidelines (unsure of how to use the semicolon? The Oatmeal helps!). Having just gotten off an airplane, I very much enjoyed “The 8 Phases of Flying” and “The 7 Types of Crappy Airline Passengers.” Coinciding with the annual Easter holiday I don’t celebrate is this delight: “4 Reasons the Easter Bunny is a Giant Asshole.” But I also recommend: “Why I’d Rather Be Punched in the Testicles than Call Customer Service,” “10 Reasons to Carry a Shovel at all Times,” and last (but certainly not least): “Yes, I Am the Motherfuckin’ Pterodactyl Here to Ptero-you a New Asshole.” My husband, who is a good husband and bought this for me, also enjoyed it; he particularly liked the advice of this comic: “How to Pee Like a Champ.” Apparently, he’s been doing it wrong all this time. In conclusion, I highly recommend this book and anything else by The Oatmeal. He’s educational and delightful.
• 
  Sunny

  I didn't find this quite as funny as
  Allie Brosh's material, but there were some real gems in here. Some of the ones that tickled me:
  
  The 9 Types of Crappy Handshakes: "The Bone Crusher", "The Politician", "The Misfire", "The Limp, Dead Fish", "The Never-Let-Go", "The Hipster", "The Close Shaker", "Sweaty McSweaterson", and my personal favorite, "The Airball".
  
  Ten Words You Need To Stop Misspelling
  
  How to Use a Semicolon: The Most Feared Punctuation on Earth
  
  Why I'd Rather Be Punched In the Testicles Than Call Customer Service
  
  Sadly, 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth was NOT one of the ones that tickled me.
• 
  Michelle Hoogterp

  There are some absolutely hilarious bits in this collection. I fell in love with "Bearcuts" and "8 ways to tell if your loved ones plan to eat you." There are plenty of humourous shorts in here along with some great one-liners such as "once we hit 50,000 feet he screams like the nazgul" (woman to seat partners on an airplane regarding her baby.) This is an amusing way to pass a few hours, so go find this book and learn the 6 ways to fight a crack whore. There are also some educational bits in regards to grammar and spelling--think of it like School House Rocks on a snort of coke. This is really a great purchase for public libraries!
• 
  James

  As a big fan of his online strips – I even have an Oatmeal coffee mug – I wondered what his first book would be like and downloaded a sample. The answer was: crappy. Like comic books, the works of the Oatmeal do not translate well to the monochromatic and size restricted screen of the Kindle. I never downloaded the rest of the book, I may not even have finished the sample. Obviously this review is unfair, I'm reviewing a format for which the book is wholly unsuited. But he has chosen to make it available that format and I've chosen not to buy it in that format.
• 
  Brianna

  I read this one last night and I loved it (even more than the first one that I read, How To Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You)! This one is a bit more inappropriate/sketchy, but I kind of just skipped over the (few) ones that I wasn't interested in and devoured everything else.
  
  Also, the grammar lessons were pretty great :') :')
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  Robyn

  I DID NOT KNOW THAT A CAT CAN RUN 30 MPH... that is amazing! I didn't know that coffee was the second most traded commodity in the world! And the grammar information! WOW... so while you think this is just silly comedy... it isn't... it is useful, factual stuff!
  
  A book of funny, silly, and factual stuff.
  
  3 stars
  
  Happy Reading!
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  Caroline

  It's been one of those weeks where I've had a hard time concentrating on reading much of anything, so this was a fun brain break. And, hey, I totally learned the disturbing truth of angler fish reproduction... Thanks for the lifetime scars on that one, Oatmeal.