Lemon by Barnaby Eaton-Jones

Spencer was an insignificant Data Input Operator and this suited him fine. However, when he is mistaken for someone actually significant, due to a mix-up by the Post Office, then his life becomes complicated. By complicated we're talking murder, sex, violence, car chases, beautiful women, and an annoyed fat cat (both of the feline* and big business variety). Spence didn't like complicated things and he was as far removed from being James Bond as Shakespeare was from being a hack plagiarist. A week in Spences life usually consisted of nothing more than dull, repetitive, time-wasting tedium. But, not this week. This week was going to be different and Spence wasnt going to like it one little bit.

* Just to add some extra zest to this 'Lemon, you can read all about Spences love-hate relationship with his feline nemesis in 'Eric's Tale' at the end of the book.

(There was a limited edition print-run, funded by an Arts Council scheme, in 2009 - which had a black cover)