Title | : | Jack (Monster Ever After #1) |
Author | : | |
Rating | : | |
ISBN | : | - |
Language | : | English |
Format Type | : | Kindle Edition |
Number of Pages | : | 49 |
Publication | : | First published October 14, 2021 |
Suzy is feeling lonely on Halloween. She performs a love spell, hoping to summon a nice, perfectly safe Mr. Hunky to keep her entertained… but she fails. The creature that answers her summons is neither nice nor safe, but oh boy, is he hunky!
Jack-o’-lantern is a devious ancient monster who once tricked the devil himself into granting him immortality. Now, Jack is here, a grinning pumpkin in the place of his head and a thing out of this world in his very bulging pants. The monster will have Suzy in every way he pleases, filling her close to bursting with his fertile seed… and nothing can hold him back.
This holiday erotic novella is over 10k word long, contains pumpkin-spice-flavored CREAM, and is for adult audiences only.
Jack (Monster Ever After #1) Reviews
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I will not be taking questions at this time
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Well now I want to try anal
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this is the funniest thing i’ve ever read LMFAO
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No rating: I am traumatised and i will never look at organic pumpkin spice syrup the same way ever again.
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I think I just hate read this. I hate it so much. The writing sucks ass. It’s so bad. I hated both Jack and Suzy (I think that’s her name). The pumpkin spice cream was unique and that epilogue made me cringe a little😅😂 I would not recommend but hey you do you. I ain’t stopping anybody from their Halloween monster cravings 🎃👻
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It exists
This book delivers Halloween smut in a delightful way. I kinda wanna try a Pumpkin Spice Latte now. For reasons I won't explain. -
DNF 40%. This was certifiably unreadable.
Abysmal writing, terrible grammar, inconsistent verb tenses, repeated and incessant use of ellipses, sometimes in the same sentence. This was unreadable. To anyone who powered through to get to the pumpkin man sex, I applaud you. I couldn’t do it. This was shit. -
A spicy pumpkin (see what I did there ) Halloween erotic treat
I mean… look at the cover…
Suzy, 36, isn’t happy. Her life isn’t all that and she’s unsatisfied with a lot of it- she hasn’t even been with someone in a long time. She does readings for a living and keeps getting the same cards when she does a reading for herself- a pumpkin headed devil, lovers and then a magician. She doesn’t know what it all means, some funny business happens, and then Jack appears to literally vibrate… I mean rock her world…
He’s been watching her for two years… and knows of her… unique, monster p@rn addiction, so he fits right in her world.
This is short and VERY erotic. I mean, who wouldn’t want the seed of their man to taste pumpkiny and like Halloween? Or a looooong tongue that can please her while other things are being done lol. In order for him to stay with her, they need to breed- and man, do they ever 😅🔥🥵.
The epilogue had me DYING 😂 lol. I really enjoyed it (it’s an erotic novella- so it’s short😉).
⚠️safety squad⚠️
-no cheating/owd/omd/sharing/dubcon/noncon
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So there is Pumpkin spice semen and I’m just learning about this ? Where the hell was this all this time? I’ve been dealing with this sour BS for nothing.
Get me a Pumpkin Demon stat !! I need the pumpkin juice now lmao !!
But on another note 📝 there story is about a local witch on Halloween 🎃. Unfortunately, another year is passing and she is lonely again so she starts to read her Tarot. Every time she reads for the locals they get true love and a bright future. She gets a devil card and lover. What she doesn’t know is that a sexy devil is waiting to blow that back out candle style !!
Read this sexy little short for a burst of some spicy loving 🥰😮💨!!!
Happy reading everyone 😅🎃🎃😅 -
•| ⊱✿⊰ |• 2 Stars •| ⊱✿⊰ |•
What can I say about this novella?
Suzy is a tarot reader and performance a spell to summon someone to have sex.
Since is Halloween night, Jack is the one who is summoned.
Some may find this hot, but I don't.
It's kind of a stupid story. -
LOL this book. Now whenever I drink my pumpkin spice lattes this Fall, I’ll think of this ridiculously over-the-top book.
This is monster erotica and is sure to get you in the Halloween mood. Yeah yeah, I know it’s still August. -
Okay this was absolutely absurd and this pumpkin headed, pumpkin dicked up man was fully prepared to fuck her dead body but you know what? It was at least self aware. As someone who dislikes pumpkin spice…I was disturbed by his essence.
⭐️⭐️.5/5 🌶🌶🌶.5/5 -
3.5 ⭐
For a short novella this had me laughing and going okay okay... Suzy is a tarot reading/witchy lady and she's lonely she's tired of finding others fortune's.. she wants a piece of the pie... and her cards keep bring up the devil.. now shes going to summon something for fun and giggles to see if it bring her man to her.. well girl summon something and it ain't no man.. its a pumpkin headed man 🤣🤣🤣 and he's been stalking/obsessing over her for ages and now he's here to play and they play.. HE TASTE LIKE PUMPKIN SPICE SYURP!! Lorddd that's like a party in your mouth for fall lovers haha..
They just fuck and have a Hea.. also that Epilogue... GIRL MAKING THAT COIN!!
No ow/om drama, no cheating, sexy times, no virgins
Recommend-maybe
Cover-⭐⭐⭐
Heat level-🌶🌶🌶
Age gap
No condom
Anal play/sex
Hea
Epilogue -
This one was interesting.
Quick Halloween novella. 🎃
Straight up monster/demon smut 😈 -
**3/5 stars**
Absolutely ridiculous yet, oddly entertaining.
I mean, there is nothing much to it other than smut and weirdness. No development between the main characters, only superficial stuff. AkA: ''he pl*wed me good, so I'll stay with him forever.'' vibe. Can't believe the author tried to sneak in a Fated Mates sprinkle in there. It didn't make much sense but overall it was alright.
I'll be honest, I was just there for the smut. 🤷
✔️HEA
✔️Novella
✔️3rd person POV
✔️MC's age
✔️Alpha H
✔️Fated Mates
✔️No OW/OM
✔️No cheating
✔️Safe
🔥 Steam level: 3.5/5
⚡Content warning
BONUS
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For all the fall flavor loving basic b*tches…he tastes like pumpkin spice. 😂
I legit don’t know how I got here but I’m having a great time -
No context. Pumpkin spice syrup…
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This was both the worst thing I have ever read and the best thing to ever happen to me.
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Uhhh
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Halloween romance?
I laughed at so much of this, and not in a bad way. This book was exactly what the author intended, a lighthearted Halloween read. -
I’m SCREAMING. Lmao I will never look at organic pumpkin spice syrup the same way ever again. 💀 nothing like a Halloween monster erotica to start off October, am I right? 😂
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That epilogue had me screaming 😏 I loved Jack so much and how he treated Suzy 😍 *swoons* and I will never look at a certain "thing" the same way again 🎃☕😉 If you read it we need to talk afterwards 🤣 It's only a 48 pg novella so I don't want to give too much away 🤫 but basically what happens when you try a love spell and you accidentally summon a pumkin head monster with the body of a hunk with hidden tricks 👀
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“If you’d like, I’m ready to flood your womb with my very fertile seed,” Jack murmured. “Before, you only got the juice, without the seed. But this time, I could give you the full mix. Tell me, Suzy. Would you like me to breed you? “
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Oh. My. Goodness.
Where do I start.
I read this book for a handful of reasons:
*Quick read
*Monster p0rn. Duh.
*CURIOSITY.
*It was recommended in a reader group.
A lot of OMGs, lots of laughs, and plenty of ‘WTF DID I JUST READs.’
Was I shocked? Eh, maybe a little. I knew what I was getting into. Do I recommend it? Definitely. Only to those who can read it and know it’s all in fun and who are fans of monster romance/porn/erotica.
Pumpkin spice will never taste the same. ;)
Loved the writing, entertained by the story, and kinda hooked on a new author. -
Everyone’s talking about the pumpkin spice semen (understandably) but what got me was the magical pumpkin lube 💀
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Definitely based on true events.
This is exactly what happens on Halloween when someone’s horny and has magical powers. -
How did I get myself into this?
Even though this is book one of this Monster erotica series it’s the second one I’ve read and I’m too deep to get out now lol. With all the crazily shaped… phallises and the *ahem* seed that tastes like pumpkin spice syrup or friggin chocolate how could I stop reading now and not find out what comes (pun intended) next? -
This is certainly a thing I have read.
Not sure how to possibly write a review on it. If the author was trying to freak me out in the weirdest sexual way possible then they certainly succeeded. -
Umm all I’m gonna say is he has 4 balls
Jack has said n I quote “more balls, more cum.” I died -
This book is dedicated to all the basic bitches that can only survive with pumpkin spice 🎃☕️
Jack I'm sad to say this... but your taste is not for me. I'm traumatized, scared and I DEFINITELY don't need you in my life:
Jack and Suzy are a wild and traumatizing journey... 💀 THANK GOD it only lasted one night 💀!!! This is all fuckity fuck fuck with special lotion, magic, and pumpkin spice syrup 🤮.
I stopped taking the book seriously after this point:
He tasted like pumpkin spice syrup, only with a sharper tang, more ginger, less sweetness. Its texture was creamy, and it slid down her throat like melted chocolate.
But why I'm traumatized? Well read the epilogue, it should be illegal and I'm in the process of bleaching my eyes 💀💀💀