| Title | : | Sick F*ck (Sick F*ck, #1) |
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| Rating | : | |
| ISBN | : | - |
| Language | : | English |
| Format Type | : | Kindle Edition |
| Number of Pages | : | 78 |
| Publication | : | Published December 16, 2020 |
All for a lousy pay cheque.
Full of evisceration, morgues, interdimensional deities, and prostitution, Alex Cole is part private detective, part mercenary … all sick f*ck. Cole Investigations is open for business.
Sick F*ck is an extreme horror novella, painted with the blackest of humour. Consider this a trigger warning for just about everything.
Sick F*ck (Sick F*ck, #1) Reviews
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Heart-pounding and totally disgusting!
This story is brutal but also funny. I have heard of characters in stories being morally grey, enter our main character, Alex Cole, a regular run of the mill fixer. Except he's above and beyond concepts like morals or color.
His morality is non-existent (at the end point of a singularity!) and we follow his exploits (as he inevitably bites off more'n he can finally chew) through some of the most gruesome, vile and disturbing scenes I've ever had the misfortune to imagine.
Having the gall alone to write the first couple chapters of this book deserves some mention of Mr. Ericmore in some perverted writer's Hall of Fame for sheer psychopathic imaginings. I'll certainly be eager to continue with the series.
All ye who open this book beware!
2022 Read -
Story 5/5
Narration 5/5
Ash Ericmore, knows how to write a good sick story.
Pay attention to the title, it’s very important.
If you’re looking for a depraved, twisted, gory story, this book is definitely for you.
If you don’t, well, you know what to do.
I enjoy dark humor, I mean very dark humor, so I wasn’t disappointed by Alex’s adventures. He’s a sick, cold son of a b…. .
I loved this story.
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Black Magic Babies
Plenty of violence and triggers in this diverting entry by Ash Ericmore. There are many moments of sick humor to entertain as well. Enjoy! -
Hell Ride!
Well hell, this was fun!! Totally sick and f*cked up but had some humour also. This was my first outing with AE but I’m sure it won’t be my last! Not for everyone though, so take heed of the title, because that is exactly what you’re gonna get!! -
Read the title, because that's what you get.
Definitely...Definitely not for most people. It's as sick and depraved as you can imagine with a title like that. Maybe I've been a bit spoiled with 4-5 star books recently... This one didn't really hit the home run for me. It was good, just... not amazing. I can't talk about anything in the book really, as I'll probably end up on some kind of list somewhere. The humour kind of works, I just felt like the book was trying a little too hard to be a black comedy. It was funny in some parts, though... depending on what you class as comedy, your mileage will vary. I guess I was in the wrong mood at the time of reading.
Would I recommend it? Sure - To the die-hards among the community. Anyone who needs trigger warnings for anything should probably take a VERY hard pass.
3 Stars. -
Thoroughly enjoyed this. Cool story, great concept, fun to be had for all.
The title says it all. Recommend. -
This kind of extreme horror is not for everyone, and if you have any kind trigger warnings, this may not be for you. But if your into disturbing, gruesome, effed up horror then look no further, this one is right up your alley. The main character is truly and most definitely a sick f**k.
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This started off strong, the first scene was horrific and everything a sicko horror fan loves. The story line of a “investigator” turned murderer who cleans up other people’s problems was really good and had so much promise and then in the middle, out of nowhere came a job involving deities and inter dimensional beings and I was lost. Sorry I like my horror to be sickening and horrifying and gruesome. I want to feel shocked and push my boundaries but to do this it needs to feel real and make me question humanity. The story went unrealistic and went from a potential 5 to lucky to get a 3 stars. On a plus side as did learn some new thing like Kuman Thong not that it is something I wish I ever knew about.
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Fun and hilarious.
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“Oh, and when you next update whatever advertisements you’re using for me at the moment, can you add something to the end?”
“Of course. What?”
“Paranormal and interdimensional work accepted. Deities slain. Reasonable rates.” -
“I blew my load. Set her whole body on fire. I think I saved the world too.”
Obviously this story is about a sick f*ck: Alex Cole…
This sleazy, murderous, deplorable man will do anything for money.
Filled with raunchiness, horrible depravities, and a little bit of humour, this story certainly kept me captivated. I didn’t know whether to toss the book across the room or douse it in holy water at some points. It’s 100% messed up. -
Dang! WTF! Some real crazy ideas here. The book starts off with some really sick ideas. Big trigger warning for those even remotely sensitive. Ash presents the reader with extreme brutal horrifying sick fuckery!
The story continues with the grossness but then takes a really hilarious turn for the best!
What's not to love extreme gore and funny! Think Evil Dead sprinkled with brutality.
I'm ready for more.
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Extreme is right
Well that took a strange turn lol..I loved this it made me laugh in some places and I love how brutally bloody it was..I'm definitely going to be reading more by this author -
Alex is truly a sick fucker who will do pretty much everything to pay the bills.
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A cross between omg I am so grossed out and omg where's the second book. I love short books because I can devour a lot of them and they get me through the day quite fast. This is definitely one I will experience again but definitely not safe for work
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This was a fun read.
The book started off really strong and I was super into it until Alex met Donna and then the story took a weird and unexpected turn. Not bad per se but it just went in a different direction and I lost a bit of interest.
A quick read non the less that I enjoyed. -
This is a staggeringly nasty book, which was obviously it's intention. The clue is kind of in the title, you know? Trigger warnings for just about everything indeed. It is actually quite well written, but it really is an 80s "video nasty" in book form. Succeeded in it's objective.
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This was so hilarious 😂 I recommend listening to the audio book! Funny but fucked up
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F*cking hell!
Ash Ericmore - You sick f*ck 😅
Another brilliant read as always.
Definitely more messed up than I was expecting.
Deliciously gory and rotten.
This is an extreme horror, so expect some triggers. -
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Titl e apt for this read
Well the title says it all for this read. It truly is quite sick and twisted. The character, Alex is a struggle private investigator and has come to a point where he will take on any job. Which he does much to his delight and dismay. Lots of blood and twisted scenes that anyone easily offended or weak stomached should not attempt to read. Definitely recommend to anyone who enjoys the more extreme horror. -
Sick and twisted riot !
Where have you been all my life Ash Ericmore. I've read a lot of 'horror' books and I mean A LOT ever since I was a wee boy and I'm now touching 50 but this is definitely one of the goriest, horrific, bloodiest and funniest novels I've ever read. Thank you Ash Ericmore for creating such a dark, humorous and epic blast of a story. It was so good I ended up reading it to my wife and we were both laughing till we were in tears. 10 out of 10 👍 -
Good evening, Darlings of Darkness,
I don’t even know what I just read. Ash hit it out of the park with this one. Housekeeping as usual: this is EXTREME HORROR! Enter if you dare!
Alex is the most frustrating and unlucky unaliver I have ever had the pleasure of reading about. His escapades are fun and addictive, though. The story jumps from one point to another, and at every twist and turn, something bad happens to Alex, but he somehow makes it out. He's just reaching for that next paycheck, much like all of us.
The book ends with a cliffhanger, and I really wanted to know if he got the three golden ________. However, I suppose that's what books 2 to 4 are for, right? I cannot wait to continue this journey.
Yours in madness,
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Whaaaaat on earth.....
You think you know where this is going, then suddenly you're going in a whole different direction.
It felt like going on the waltzers for the first time as a nipper. The gentle spin and circling, your mind thinking " ah this ain't so bad". Then suddenly a fairground worker starts yeeting you full throttle the opposite direction!
If you fancy a book that is akin to a dodgy fairground ride, when you'll be pleasantly surprised, or not so pleasantly. Then definitely give this story a go! -
Very disturbing but also very funny. I’ve never read this genre before and I didn’t think I could finish it, but I did! 👏🏻
Alex is a likeable character and If you can get over the horror of what he does, he is quite witty and funny, even in the most dire of situations!
Not recommend for the faint hearted or anyone that has triggers. -
Wow!!!
This book was truly one sick f*ck! Great and enthralling story that was well told and a pleasure (not sure that’s the right word, but I digress) to read. Would recommend to fans of extreme horror as well as the author. Looking forward to reading the next book! -
* Sigh *
I've heard so many of my horror friends recommending this book, so I was expecting insanity, but it fell a bit flat for me after the first half.
Granted, the subject matter isn't for everyone, but I wasn't shocked or surprised by the gore. -
What the hell did I just read? Damn that was brutal! If you like your horror gory as hell then this is a book for you!
