| Title | : | Pastors Eat Pwussy Too: A Ratchet Christan Novella Standalone + Bonus Book Series |
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| ISBN | : | - |
| Format Type | : | Kindle Edition |
| Number of Pages | : | - |
| Publication | : | Published October 20, 2019 |
The prospect of prison forces her to take a plea deal that requires community service. That's how she ends up in the company of a popular South Side of Chicago Pastor who is also running for Mayor of the city. One thing leads to another, NuNu finds herself scheming and scamming once again. But will her plan backfire?
FIND OUT MORE IN THIS EXPLOSIVE RATCHET SOAP OPERA BY QUAN MILL!
Pastors Eat Pwussy Too: A Ratchet Christan Novella Standalone + Bonus Book Series Reviews
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Oh. My. God!
What in the Tyler Perry movie is this? I can’t believe I read this. Last week I was blissfully unaware of this book’s existence until I saw it on Twitter. Even knowing that it would be awful I still decide to read it because I couldn’t stop thinking about it.
The book itself is a mess. Very little makes sense and it reads like an R rated Tyler Perry movie or something from Tubi. There is no working plot. What we have instead is our main character Nunu, and the unfortunate events that happen to her. She jumps from the pan to the fire. From the fire to hell. The title tells you all you need to know. She is the stripper who is having the pastor’s baby.
She is a caricature of a woman. She is a character made up of all the stereotypes that have ever existed about black women. She is loud, vulgar, rude, irresponsible and abrasive. She sees herself as a “bad bitch” unlike other women but in truth she is foolish, naive, and too full of herself. I don’t have a problem with the fact that she’s an unlikable character but with how badly this was done.
You can tell she was written by a man and not in a good way. This is because there are large chunks of this book that are off. It reads like the author is projecting and at one point I couldn’t even tell if Nunu’s stereotyping and racism was all her or the author. I could however tell that this author doesn’t know how to write women.
Nunu has no real friends. Her relationships with other women involve threats, slut shaming, backstabbing, and being bitchy to each other. Everyone in this book especially the women are portrayed as awful people. Everything is written to generate drama and maximum shock value. There are racist & sexist stereotypes, slurs, and curse words.
Towards the end there is a brief thing about HIV (hello Tyler Perry) which didn’t even have to be there. There is also a tampon scene à la Fifty Shades of Grey which was gross. This was an annoying and predictable little book. The only saving grace is that it was mercifully short. *Would not recommend. -
The story was interesting, especially coming off the social media flurry that the real Pastor Wilson caused recently. I read it to see what the author would do with it. A young misguided woman who thought extortion was the way to go ended up in a situation she could not have predicted. The heavily accented dialect didn't make this a smooth read. But the author did what he does best and that is to describe people/situations in a sickening way that you can't turn away from as much as you want. He does ratchet like no other.
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what the hell
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Just ion know
This was some ignant ass shit i swear. Should have known by the titleghetto ass broads & wtf was up with the names -
What on Earth did I just read?!?
I NEVER rate anything under 3 stars or I just won’t rate it. I was recommended this book and I saw some decent reviews but what just happened? I almost DNFed on every page. I only pushed through as it was so short. I am speechless and not in a good way. -
It was hard to get through the book with the constant cussing. For me it took away from the story
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This review goes out to Sandra, Rhiannon, Dana, and Allison.
After watching a TikTok of a woman making fun of Quan Millz book titles and passing it along to friend I had to see what all the hype was about. After reading the titles of all of his book, I personally liked it This Hoe Got Roaches Next Door, Hoe is Life, My Baby Mama is a Loser, and my personal favorite Hoe Your
Coochie Stank, I chose Pastor Eats Pussy Too. Pastors Eats Pussy Too (PEPT) was only 100 pages and it was a wild ride. Right off the back the language is vulgar as hell. I truly feel like after reading about Nunu’s life I could finesse the streets. Quan Millz is a literary genius. He makes art out of the terrible urban storylines.
Also if you also have a guilty habit of watching Jerry Springer or the Victoria Maury episode this book/author is for you. -
The title is better than the book
This has to be the most poorly written book I have ever read. The first few chapters were confusing because the author kept jumping between past and present tense. It was hard to decipher if NuNu was telling a story to someone or if the events were currently happening. The last two chapters were much better and I like how the author ended the book.
Lastly the grammar was atrocious and there were far too many missing words. -
Wait a Minute!!!!!
Nunu just couldn't catch a break!!! Her Suppose to be BFF , ohhhh i hope she in part 2 more. The drama was toooo serious! Pastor Wilson was a straight mess. Mr. Quan do not and I repeat Do not make me wait for part 2 . I need it now!!. The ending had me at HeLL Nah!!! I think I know what NUNU mama go tell her, but Quan always make a silly goose out of me and turn me into another direction .
If you cant handle Rawness this is not for you. This book was beyond off the chain. -
Need More
like the book but where os the rest the ending was crazy af i need more this ain't enough and you have a lot of misspelled words & error in here which is ok but maybe proof read your work next time -
This is for people who love ratchet books. Very quick story that kept me entertained with lots of drama.
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Wow
Very interesting racheit as hell, but it kept my attention.. now I want to know more. The ending got me curious. I recommended the book to my book club.. -
LAUGH MY BUTT OFF!!! This book was hilarious. I can see the author has a vivid imagination. The beginning of the book was quite cringey and I couldn’t get through the first scene without envisioning an old, toothless, decrepit man that no woman would want giving oral to make up for his unattractiveness and impotence. The dialogue was over the top, and not how flesh and blood humans really speak to each other. The sex scenes were unrealistic, accompanied by the overuse of church talk that rarely occurs when holy rollers get down and dirty. I love this author’s quirky titles, but the opening chapter made my skin crawl and wasn’t worth the time trying to force myself to finish it.
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Typically Quan Millz book….
What can I say? The book went how I thought it would. I have read some of Mr. Millz books before and they are usually the same. He catches your eyes with outrageous titles and ratchet book covers, but the fun ends there because the books themselves are boring! Yes, you will have some extremely ratchet moments, but it gets old real quick since storylines don’t exist. Random stuff just happens…🤷🏾♀️ If you are looking for a quick read without any action, then this is the book for you. -
Just nasty
I could do without all of the ebonics and hood speech. I understand the author was painting a picture from the main character's point of view but a lot of it made the context difficult to understand and make sense of. There are a lot of spelling and grammatical errors that involved repetitive phrases that made the story confusing. Aside from those flaws, this was a decent story with a plot twist that was as wicked as it was delicious. Without giving anything away, I just can't believe people can be so filthy! -
Thoroughly Entertaining!
I loved this book! I read along while listening on Audible. It was great writing by the author and excellent storytelling and narration by the talented narrator. She expertly brought the story to life. I really hope that Mr. Millz continues this superb story with a second book. I highly recommend reading this novel. The title by itself grabs you, while the story reels you in and keeps you hooked right up to the surprise twists at the end. Thoroughly entertaining! -
I was definitely surprised this book did have an actual storyline and kept me engaged the entire time. This book gives City Girls vibes so if you're not into ratchet entertainment, this is definitely not the book for you. Also there wasn't too much sexual content between the Pastor and Nunu which was surprising as well. The ending definitely caught me off guard and now I wanna know what else happens to Nunu lol. This was a nice light ratchet/hood read lol.
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Whatttt????
Man I know ain’t no way this book ended the way it did! I just got to know what else Pastor Wilson has going on! I can’t even say poor NuNu because stuff stayed goin south on her because she wasn’t living right! Come on with it I got to know what’s gonna happen next lol -
Bring The Tea And The Ratchet-ness!!
Hunny!! I already got my tea cup ready for the next book to this stand alone Christian series and my pearls!! Lol. Love how Quan threw in the extra book for she got roaches in her crib!! I definitely enjoyed it and glad Fredquisha ratchet a** got what she deserved. Well done Quan!! -
Dog eat world
This is the world today so many allowed to be soul savers are killing the ones that want and needs to be save .like Nashawama was on the way to do better she just needed someone to reach out and give her a little guidiance. -
The Ratchness but comical
NuNu is ratchet and hilarious with her favorite word ‘Anyways’. This story was very entertaining. I think I know what her mother told her but we shall see when part 2 comes. Pastor Wilson was funny to and a piece of work... -
My Review
Omg! Unbelievable. I can't believe she fell for this crap. I didn't trust him because he already knew Rasheeda. He was being too nice offering her alcohol & to smoke. She so special. What the heck did her Mother tell her?? These grammatical errors!!🤦🏾♀️
