| Title | : | Thick |
| Author | : | |
| Rating | : | |
| ISBN | : | - |
| Language | : | English |
| Format Type | : | Kindle Edition |
| Number of Pages | : | 78 |
| Publication | : | First published March 13, 2019 |
Bull has always been the biggest in the room and it’s annoying. He’s a former security guard who now does online consulting to stay away from the stares. But when his young little neighbor wants to make friends he can’t help himself. He’s tearing down all his walls and breaking the rules just to have a shot at what he never thought was possible.
Warning: Will Bull be too big to make Teeny his? Will it somehow work anyway? You betcha! Find out what happens when this bull meets his china shop...because it’s wild!
Thick Reviews
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What a load of horse dung ★✩✩✩✩
This book is … not for anybody. It fucking sucks.
↠This novella is one big red flag.
This little story could have been so cute. It could have, but then we got to the "my dick is too big for condoms" part. HELL NO! This shit needs to leave people's heads. I once put my EUR 41 foot into a condom that still rose to cover a part of my shin - I am almost 6 feet, so that has to say something. Men like this need to go extinct just like women's belief in this cock-and-bull-story (fitting idiom, isn't it?) -
This wasn’t my favourite one out of Alexa Riley’s short smutty stories. Even having said that though, I still gobbled it up in a hurry!
This one is about a gentle giant and a woman named Teeny! You can put your imagination to use and figure out the basic plot in the story .
Review to come... -
This wasn't the worst Alexa Riley book I've ever read, but it was definitely not even close to the best. This was honestly a little boring in comparison to the rest of the weird things I've read by them? Idk man. I've said this before but I think I mean it now: I am probably done with Alexa Riley. Mehhhhhhh
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i want someone to break me in half, shove that baton of a cock so far up my pussy that it comes out of my mouth. sorry if this is tmi ladies, but lady red is visiting me right now and she's making me extra hornEE 💋
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When Alexa Riley keeps to their formula of safe stories with no ow/om drama, they are unstoppable. This was a classic AR with plenty of steam and very low angst.
-no ow/om drama
-no cheating
-instalove
-no violence of a sexual nature
-safe neither are with others after meeting
-virgin hero but no mention of the hero being virgin or not. Definitely not a manwhore.
-good epilogues. -
Teeny is tiny and her new neighbor, Bull, is huge. How huge?? Well, I can’t say as though because it was never really clarified. Is he 6’6 350 or 6’4 275? How the hell should I know. Is he as big as Andre the Giant or Tom Hopper? 🤷🏻♀️ This story is 78 pages and moves along at break neck speed. One day Teeny (18 year old virgin) is moving into her very first apartment, meets Bull, has sex with him a few times (can I just saw a resounding EWWW! to the whole, ‘he stuck his fingers into her and pushed his cum back up into her’???) and then gets engaged? Over how long a period of time is this story supposed to span? A week? If that?? I got this book because from the description it sounded like it would be a cute, fun and quick read, but as I forced myself to finish it I was audibly WTF’ng the whole way through. Not sure where all these rave 4 and 5 star reviews came from but this gets a 0.5 star from me... Ugh, that was a painful read. Sorry to be blunt, but, come on...
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🔥3.5 stars🔥
In short:
Hero 4/5 | Heroine 4/5 | Plot (Point, Originality) 4/5 | Writing Style 3/5 | Steam 4/5 | Romance 3/5 | Angst-Suspense 2/5 | Darkness 0/5 | Humor 4/5 | Secondary Characters 3/5 | Drama-Conflict 3/5 | Mystery 0/5 | Twists 3/5 | Pacing Fast | Action 2/5 -
Sweet!!
AR’s stories are usually over the top but this one was so endearing and sweet!! I’ve just about read all of the authors books and this has got to be one of cutest I’ve read thus far. Lol. -
This has to be one of my fave AR stories ever, Bull and Teeny are the sweetest couple. They were so opposite but perfect for each other. He is big, she is small, he is an introvert, she is an extrovert. I especially loved how jealous and possessive Bull was. Epilogue with 3 kids and one on the way was adorable. We saw Teeny winning an award and Bull being crazy with jealousy because her boss dared to look at her. Totally adored these two!
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2.5 Stars mostly because this book is what it is and my problems with it are related to anatomy and logic.
Ladies. I know I covered this in one of the updates. But you can stretch a condom all the way up your forearm to your elbow so if a guy EVER claims that he is too big to wear one, you run. You run far. Because either he is a liar or he is a fucking Fae centaur out to repopulate the earth. No man is too big for a condom.
Also. If a man is supposedly filthy rich, he needs to go to a good tailor and get bespoke clothes. There is no excuse, if you have the money, to not have clothes that fit. This guy Bull just likes being naked and he needs to embrace it.
Like I said, this book is what it is. It's an insta-love fluffy piece that is clearly not meant for deep close inspection. I have some problems with the fact that the girl is 18 years old and they get engaged in a week but you see it in Disney movies and other romances so I can't be too harsh on that.
The sex scenes are weird because of the size difference and the fact that this guy's equipment is roughly the size of a Louisville Slugger but it was cute (in a really odd way) and I liked the story overall.
Not bad.
But anatomically impossible. -
Una lectura rapida y nada memorable. Alexa Riley se caracteriza porque sus libros tienen pocas paginas y casi siempre ( o siempre ) hay insta - love, esa formula a veces funciona medianamente bien y luego en otras ocasiones le juega en contra.
En esta ocasion todo se desarrolla de forma tan precipitada que no da tiempo apenas a asimilar lo que estas leyendo, y lo peor de todo es que podia haber explotado mucho mas la relacion entre Bull y Teeny.
No esta entre las mas recomendables de este duo.
1 Estrella! -
4.5 Stars
A cute and sexy story.
It's about Bull and Teeny.
She just moved to her new place across from him. She designs stuffed animals for a living and he did security for a long time and now does a private online consulting. She's so small and she's so big. They might not look like they fit together but they're made for each other.
He's like a giant teddy bear who's strong and possessive but he has insecurities too. He thought he'd never find love but he did and he didn't have to hide anymore. She's clumsy and no one takes her seriously for being so small but she's fearless and not ashamed of herself.
It has nice epilogues.
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Tiny and Bull, you're both keepers for sure!
In Thick, we have stuffed animal creator, Tiny, moving into a new apartment. She is immediately curious as to the person that lives directly across from her. Bull, is an online consultant that tends to hide in his apartment because of his size. While we are not told exactly how large Bull is, he does compare himself to The Hulk. There's a lot of spying on Tiny at first, but eventually contact is made between the two and insta love proceeds. I do find myself at a 3 rating because something happens in the story that gives it so much drama and then it fizzles a bit in resolution.
So look, I realize that these Alexa Riley books aren't exactly high brow literature, but do we have to shame our fellow readers? I just read a review over on Amazon that questions if women have low standards? Sometimes between reading all my ARCS and classics, THIS WOMAN need to have a bit of escapism. Hence why Alexa Riley books are in hot demand on Kindle, we WANT THE fantasy! -
Bull and Louise aka 'Teeny's quick, fun story was so darn cute and smexy to read! Yep, big alpha guy, Bull can cook and be very possessive and protective can have insecurities too in Alexa Riley's "Thick"!
4 opposites attracts stars! **** -
It's short and hot and a pleasant read for sure!
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Louise, better known as Teeny due to her small size, has moved out on her own. Though she's excited, she also realizes how big of a step it is. She's eighteen and working from home, creating stuffed animals for the Love Toy Company. She may be a bit of a klutz, and forgetful when she's in the zone, but she is loving life.
Bull, a name given due to his size at birth, is the opposite. Oh, don't get me wrong, he knows he's lucky to work from home, and has amassed quite a fortune because of it, but when you're as big as he is, there's really no such thing as a normal life. People are either intimidated or freaked out by him. It's made him so uncomfortable he rarely leave the house. And then a little fairy moves across the hall, one who could quite literally fit in his pocket, and where he and others see a curse at his build, she sees the safety he radiates.
While these two couldn't be more opposite, both have suffered for various reasons due to their size. The connection between them is instantaneous but Bull can't help but worry what someone of his stature, in all areas, could do to one of hers.
And then Teeny shows him she has no fear, only love for him, and that his size is something to embrace, that he's perfect just the way he is.
One-click now and follow along as two people, soulmates meant to be together, cross paths and discover size really doesn't matter.
**I voluntarily read and reviewed an Advanced Reader Copy of this book.** -
Big and tiny that fits in - that summarizes the story. A short read, erotic in some point. A love story that tells that everyone fits in no matter how big or tiny you are.
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I grabbed this because I saw a four star review come across my dash and figured why not? At 78 pages, it’s not much of a time commitment. I can only say that I must not have read the same book as the other reviewer.
This story hurtled along at a pace that bypassed ridiculous and moved straight into WTF. My head is spinning.
And of course he’s a millionaire. Sigh. I’m going back to fanfiction.net. -
Alexa Riley delivers another quick and dirty, over the top, instalove story that leaves you hot and happy!!! I love how the book is so dirty but sweet at the same time.
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easy light read that was sicky sweet and adorbs Alexa riley always has some goodish books.. if you're looking for some fluff.
lets start off with my fave i enjoyed Bull he was such a great guy and had some insecurities about how he looked since he was wide/tall and a built guy that had people calling him names and always looking at him wired he was just such a joy and pair that with Teeny a small curvy sweet clumsy at times gal but he was still a OTT when it came down to protecting his girl... it was a match made in heaven.. it did take a few seconds for Bull to come around he thought Teeny would be scared of him or call him names.. but he was wrong.. they were sweet as sin
As for bads is it wired that I wish there was more sex scenes.. like he ate her lot.. cuz ya know he was big but i wish we had less oral and more fucking even if it's slow and inch by inch (but thats me lol).
Low angst, no ow/om drama, no cheating, slight drama, fluff sex, both virgins
recommend- Yes
Cover-⭐⭐⭐⭐
Instalove
Slight Pushpull from Bull and teeny just a smidge
Safe
No condom
Hea
epilogue 2 of them 1 year and 5 years -
Jan 24, 2020 - 4.25 Stars / 4 Steam Fans
I enjoyed this a little more because of the narration by good narrators for the Read Me Romance Podcast. I think they picked the perfect voices to bring Teeny and Bull to life. I didn't find it as sexy as the first time I read it, but it's probably because the narrators allowed me to focus on the sweetness of the story this read.
Video review available in Week 4 Jan 19 – 25 weekly book reviews.
For other video book reviews, check out my YouTube Channel: Steph's Romance Book Talk.
Jun 24, 2019 - 4 Stars / 5 Steam Fans
I really enjoyed this sexy small woman, big man insta-love neighbor story. Teeny just moved in, and Bull never really leaves his apartment because of his size. I did think there was some repetitive information about both characters, but overall the story gave me what I expect to receive from Alexa Riley.
This specific video review will be included in the June 2019 wrap-up.
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Bull es un chico enorme tanto de altura como de músculos. Esto ha hecho que sea inseguro y apenas sale de su casa. Eso es hasta que conoce a Teeny, su nueva vecina, que es tan dulce y adorable que no puede rechazarla... Hasta que el amor llega tan rápido como ella llegó.
Sabéis que a los libros cortos, 5 estrellas suelen ser 3 por eso de ser tan cortos pero... NO HE PODIDO RESISTIRME Y DARLE LAS 5!!!! Le daría un millón si pudiera, porque se me ha derretido el corazón y lo que no es el corazón con este hombre 😍😍😍😍😍😍 me tiene perdidamente enamorada con lo dulce que es y me daba una pena cuando se sentía inseguro por ser un grandullón. Solo quería correr y abrazarlo como un osito ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ vamos, lo que hizo Teeny, la muy suertuda. Ay lo recomiendo tanto tanto tantisimo que probablemente se ha convertido en uno de mis favoritos de estas autoras ❤️ -
As everyone know AR books are short but oh so steamy!
This one was so much fun! This past weekend I came across a picture of The Mountain (Game Of Thrones) and his wife these characters Teeny and Bull reminded me of them. She is also short and he is very big! I had a lot of fun reading this little one!
For a long stretched review it's a too short book.
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Cute and hot. Pero muy muy basico.
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This is such an excellent story. I couldn't put it down until I was at "The End." The characters were so believable. It has a large man who works from home and makes bread and a tiny girl who also works from home. Insta-love, dirty hot sex and double virgins.
Teeny is eighteen and moving to the city, at the same time her parents leave for a year-long cruise around the world. Teeny has never been on her own before and only lived her parents. She has her own business making stuffed animals. She designs and creates them herself.
Bull has made a lot of money with his online consulting. He rarely leaves his home as his size matches his name. When he has to leave home he if he can he does so at night to not have people staring at him.
From day one both, Bull and Teeny, have been watching through their peepholes hoping to see the other.
The story has been in true Alexa Riley form. Lots of dirty sex, baby batter by the gallon and love for each other that is beyond compare. -
It’s Alexa so you know what you’re getting but I really liked this one.
Bull is almost a recluse. His size (we’re never given any details but he’s too big to use the elevator) has made it so he’s stared at every time he goes outside. So he’s found it easier to just stay in. He’s so large clothes are uncomfortable so he spends a lot of time in just a pair of boxes. And yes he’s large everywhere.
Teeny is just that, she’s tiny. She maybe eighteen but she looks like a child. She looks at Bull and she sees a gorgeous large man.
All I pictured while reading this was Shaq O’Neal and his tiny little girlfriend. Eye watering stuff. -
4 Smut Scale Stars
It’s been way too long since I got my Alexa Riley on. I missed this!!
Thick was just what I needed after a long series of emotional reads. It was good old fashioned smutty fun.
Teeny and Bull, despite their names, were super cute together. The story is everything you should expect when you pick up an Alexa Riley book.
*a quick read
*inst everything
*smuttilicious fun
*absolutely over the top
* entertaining
If you’re looking for a quick pallet cleanser, I suggest this author every time. -
Sooooooo I mean I don't really expect much from an Alexa Riley novella because they're just for fun you know? But this was had all this great build up and kind of fizzled out. Pretty bummed out because I loved the first half.
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2 bull in a china shop stars!
Another short story from Alexa Riley that was more ridiculous than cute this time around.
I usually appreciate AR books for what they are...short and steamy. I just had a harder time suspending belief with this one.
