| Title | : | How to Piss Off a Dragon Boxset (How to Piss Off a Dragon, #1-3) |
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| ISBN | : | - |
| Language | : | English |
| Format Type | : | Kindle Edition |
| Number of Pages | : | 226 |
| Publication | : | First published April 7, 2018 |
Yep, that’s the kind of girl I am. I have no filter and I more often than not open mouth and let the verbal diarrhea pour forth.
In fact, that may be how I found myself in the situation I am in right now. I'm just guessing though.
I mean really, what kind of karma does a girl have to have to find herself tied spread-eagled, naked on top of a pile of gold? By the way, who in the hell has fucking stakes sticking out of mountains of gold to tie helpless women to anyway? Oh, since I am on the self-pity train… "Gold is not comfortable," I yelled aloud.
A growly chuckle from the depths of my prison was the only answer I got for my outburst.
I digress; it is time to go back to the beginning of this little story. Let it be a lesson to you people out there. Take this as gospel, everything I am about to tell you is the honest truth…
Hi, my name is Lexi and this is how to (very easily) piss off a dragon.
How to Piss Off a Dragon Boxset (How to Piss Off a Dragon, #1-3) Reviews
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This is a first rough draft. It has potential and the main character is indeed funnily insane, but it is in desperate need of a content editor and, slowing down, and lengthening. Too short, too fast, nothing emotionally matters because what happens has no consequences.
She runs off after badmouthing and fighting a dragon. He pursues her and they fuck. Stuff happens in between to lengthen it and she makes lots of friends, finds a place to belong yet is ripped from it and there are no lasting issues with that. Becomes a werewolf? maybe? Has an Alpha yet the pack has no hold on or over her. It is never stated, she never shifts. There is no POINT to this story. Her gay best friend betrays her and she pouts it off? Talked about unresolved plot points! What is the point of dedicating so much time to them marveling that they are effortlessly best friends, physically affectionate, platonic soul mates only for him to hand deliver her to the dragon and never to be seen again? And this doesn’t bother her save for a single snarky line to her NEW female besties.
There is something to be said for quirky, sassy, off the wall main characters, but this is not a story to turn to, not in its current state. -
Unexpected Awsomeness
I loved Lexi and her thought process. She wasn’t annoying or stubborn and infuriating I genuinely loved her and the world building was great. I’ve found an author I love and I’m buying this box set ASAP. -
Love 💘 Lexi.
I adore this story. Lexi is so funny that I couldn't stop laughing. Thank goodness for dragons. I would recommend this book to anyone. -
I loved it, it was super funny but I'm going to take a star because the french (I'm french) made me cringe so hard. Some sentences didn't mean anything or it was really hard to understand.
