Clarkesworld Magazine, Issue 132 (Clarkesworld Magazine #132) by Neil Clarke


Clarkesworld Magazine, Issue 132 (Clarkesworld Magazine #132)
Title : Clarkesworld Magazine, Issue 132 (Clarkesworld Magazine #132)
Author :
Rating :
ISBN : -
Language : English
Format Type : ebook
Number of Pages : 142
Publication : First published September 1, 2017
Awards : Hugo Award Best Novelette for "The Secret Life of Bots" (2018), Locus Award Novelette for "The Secret Life of Bots" (2018), Theodore Sturgeon Memorial Award "The Secret Life of Bots" (2018), WFSA Small Press Short Fiction Award "The Secret Life of Bots" (2018)

FICTION
"Antarctic Birds" by A. Brym
"Little /^^^\&-" by Eric Schwitzgebel
"The Secret Life of Bots" by Suzanne Palmer
"Pan-Humanism: Hope and Pragmatics" by Jess Barber and Sara Saab
"Möbius Continuum" by Gu Shi, translated by S. Qiouyi Lu
"Bonding with Morry" by Tom Purdom
"Warmth" by Geoff Ryman

NON-FICTION
"Artificial Wombs and Control of Reproductive Technology" by Stephanie M. Bucklin
"Occult Agencies and Political Satire: A Conversation with Charles Stross" by Chris Urie
"Another Word: The Dream of Writing Full Time" by Kelly Robson
"Editor's Desk: Home for the Month" by Neil Clarke


Clarkesworld Magazine, Issue 132 (Clarkesworld Magazine #132) Reviews


  • carol.

    'The Secret Life of Bots' 2018 Hugo Best Novelette

    http://clarkesworldmagazine.com/palme...

    An elderly ship-borne bot is pulled back into service.
    “I am assigning you task nine hundred forty four in the maintenance queue,” the Ship answered. “Acknowledge?”

    “Acknowledged,” the bot answered. Nine hundred and forty-four items in the queue? That seemed extremely high, and the bot felt a slight tug on its self-evaluation monitors that it had not been activated for at least one of the top fifty, or even five hundred.


    As it works, it learns more about the current state of the ship and the humans piloting it. The little machine is equipped with Improvisation sub-routines, as well as governing Mantras which give it loads of character. Fans of Murderbot and ART will likely enjoy it (although the robot is nothing like Murderbot).

    Read before, no idea where/if there's a review. Re-read after reading Finder by Palmer.

    “Please! We all wish you great and quick success, despite your outdated and primitive manufacture.

    “Thank you,” Bot 9 said, though it was not entirely sure it should be grateful, as it felt its manufacture had been entirely sound and sufficient regardless of date.

    It left that compartment before the hullbot could compliment it any further.”

    Merged review:

    Alright, I don't think this is an ebook (I've already tried to buy it), so I expect this review to disappear.

    I first read this about the time that Murderbot installments were coming out, leading me to an epiphany that I had been under-valuing the world of AI and robotics in sci-fi. So much has focused on the ‘what does it mean to be human’ part of AI and robotics that it’s missed out on some of the sheer fun. Palmer’s narrative-switching between the third-person of the human crew and the AI ship to an ‘unstable’ multifunction maintenance bot allows for both plotting tension and humor in this winner of the 2018 Hugos for Novelette (published Clarkesworld issue 132:
    http://clarkesworldmagazine.com/palme...).

    The premise is that an AI ship has been pulled out of storage and crewed by a small group of humans for a very specific war-time mission. What that mission is will gradually unfold, but it’s quickly apparent the Ship’s “biological incursion” during time in storage is a very malicious thing that may prevent the mission from succeeding. Meanwhile, Bot 9 and it’s clever bundle of subroutines (such as the “Mantra Upon Waking, a bundle of subroutines to check that it was running at optimum efficiency”) has been assigned maintenance task 944 in the que, the eradication of the biological infestation. But Bot 9 has been in stasis a long time.

    “’I will continue my pursuit,’ it told the hullbot. ‘If I am able to assist your partner, I will do my best.’
    ‘Please! We all wish you great and quick success, despite your outdated and primitive manufacture.’
    ‘Thank you,’ Bot 9 said, though it was not entirely sure it should be grateful, as it felt its manufacture had been entirely sound and sufficient regardless of date.
    It left that compartment before the hullbot could compliment it any further.”

    Something about interchanges like that just crack me up, and they continue as Bot 9 joins forces with another, more modern bot. But the human situation is quite serious, as we continue to learn through interchanges in the cabins or with the Ship, and as Bot 9 gradually assimilates more information. It all works out most cleverly, with a fun little resolution for our bot duo.

  • Nataliya

    “A rogue bot cannot be tolerated, whatever good it may have done.”
    It’s official - I found my second favorite bot (the top favorite being, of course,
    Murderbot, why’d you ask?). It’s Bot 9, a teeny-tiny multipurpose bot on a formerly decommissioned Ship that now has been commandeered from the junkyard for a very dangerous mission. The Ship, that is. Bot 9’s mission is simple - task 944, take care of a pest plaguing the Ship.
    “The bot would rather have been fixing something more exciting, more prominently complex, than to be assigned pest control, but the bot existed to serve and so it would.“

    The little Bot 9 (dwarfed by giant 3 centimeter silk Bots) takes his task very seriously. So do the people who serve as the Ship’s rudimentary crew - they take their task very seriously too, as they need to save the Solar system from an alien invasion. And the big crew has no idea about the existence of the little mechanical crew of Bots, serving the Ship, doing their tasks, in their spare time chatting on botnet, reciting Mantras and forming a very peculiar culture. Secret Life of Bots, indeed.
    “It was eighty-two point four percent convinced that there was something much more seriously wrong with the Ship than it had been told, but it was equally certain Ship must be attending to it.”

    When the connection dropped, Bot 9 hesitated before it spoke to 4340. “I have an unexpected internal conflict,” it said. “I have never before felt the compulsion to ask Ship questions, and it has never before not given me answers.”

    What happens when an older generation Bot 9 (“I have never met a bot lower than a thousand, or without a specific function tag”) still carries the Improvisation Routine module instead of uninstalling it to keep up with the newer models? Well, sometimes there things that it needs to take in its own chassis (or its own grabber arm, I guess) and maybe go just a teensy bit rogue:
    “Please! We all wish you great and quick success, despite your outdated and primitive manufacture.”
    “Thank you,” Bot 9 said, though it was not entirely sure it should be grateful, as it felt its manufacture had been entirely sound and sufficient regardless of date.
    It left that compartment before the hullbot could compliment it any further.”

    Terry Pratchett once noted, “Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.” Not to disagree with Sir Terry (the horror of even thinking such a sacrilege!), but he clearly hasn’t met Bot 9. Bot 9 can do anything — save the semi-suicidal humans, Solar System, you name it — and still finish his task 944, eventually.

    Also, I implore you - be nice to your Rumba or your smart watch or whatever smart appliance you may have. You never know when they get an improvisation routine — and you certainly want them on your side. I’m giving my iPad a hug right now.

    5 multibot stars.

    Read it (and listen to it) here:
    http://clarkesworldmagazine.com/palme...
    —————

    Originally review was posted here (under the issue of Clarkesworld magazine where it was published, in case GR erases this short story record):
    https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

    ——————

    Also posted on
    my blog.

    Merged review:

    This review is for Hugo-winning novelette
    The Secret Life of Bots by Suzanne Palmer:

    “A rogue bot cannot be tolerated, whatever good it may have done.“
    It’s official - I found my second favorite bot (the top favorite being, of course,
    Murderbot, why’d you ask?). It’s Bot 9, a teeny-tiny multipurpose bot on a formerly decommissioned Ship that now has been commandeered from the junkyard for a very dangerous mission. The Ship, that is. Bot 9’s mission is simple - task 944, take care of a pest plaguing the Ship.
    “The bot would rather have been fixing something more exciting, more prominently complex, than to be assigned pest control, but the bot existed to serve and so it would.“

    The little Bot 9 (dwarfed by giant 3 centimeter silk Bots) takes his task very seriously. So do the people who serve as the Ship’s rudimentary crew - they take their task very seriously too, as they need to save the Solar system from an alien invasion. And the big crew has no idea about the existence of the little mechanical crew of Bots, serving the Ship, doing their tasks, in their spare time chatting on botnet, reciting Mantras and forming a very peculiar culture. Secret Life of Bots, indeed.
    “It was eighty-two point four percent convinced that there was something much more seriously wrong with the Ship than it had been told, but it was equally certain Ship must be attending to it.”

    When the connection dropped, Bot 9 hesitated before it spoke to 4340. “I have an unexpected internal conflict,” it said. “I have never before felt the compulsion to ask Ship questions, and it has never before not given me answers.”

    What happens when an older generation Bot 9 (“I have never met a bot lower than a thousand, or without a specific function tag”) still carries the Improvisation Routine module instead of uninstalling it to keep up with the newer models? Well, sometimes there things that it needs to take in its own chassis (or its own grabber arm, I guess) and maybe go just a teensy bit rogue:
    “Please! We all wish you great and quick success, despite your outdated and primitive manufacture.”
    “Thank you,” Bot 9 said, though it was not entirely sure it should be grateful, as it felt its manufacture had been entirely sound and sufficient regardless of date.
    It left that compartment before the hullbot could compliment it any further.”

    Terry Pratchett once noted, “Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.” Not to disagree with Sir Terry (the horror of even thinking such a sacrilege!), but he clearly hasn’t met Bot 9. Bot 9 can do anything — save the semi-suicidal humans, Solar System, you name it — and still finish his task 944, eventually.

    Also, I implore you - be nice to your Rumba or your smart watch or whatever smart appliance you may have. You never know when they get an improvisation routine — and you certainly want them on your side. I’m giving my iPad a hug right now.

    5 multibot stars.

    Read it (and listen to it) here:
    http://clarkesworldmagazine.com/palme...
    ——————
    ——————

    Edited to add: This issue also contains a wonderful novelette
    Pan-Humanism:Hope and Pragmatics by Jess Barber and Sara Saab.


    This is a slow, measured tale of two people in the near future in which climate change has devastated the world. But priorities have changed, and culture has changed, and pan-humanism is what drives the work of restoration and fixing the problems we caused. All while two people are brought together and pulled apart time and again while working on fixing the world. It’s not as much a story as a chronicle of their lives, and it has a quiet charm that grows on you by the end of the story.

    3.5 stars.

    ——————
    Recommended by:
    carol.

    ——————

    Also posted on
    my blog.

  • Tadiana ✩Night Owl☽

    5 stars for the delightful novelette "The Secret Life of Bots" in this magazine issue, which won the Hugo Award in 2018. It's free online
    here at Clarkesworld magazine. Review first posted on
    Fantasy Literature:
    description
    Fans of WALL-E will particularly appreciate this whimsically poignant tale about a little outdated robot with a can-do attitude. Robot #9 is reactivated by its spaceship after a lengthy time in storage, and is assigned the task of ridding the Ship of a particularly destructive “biological infestation” (the bots begin to call it the “ratbug,” though Bot 9 privately questions the accuracy of that moniker) that is chewing apart bots and other parts of the Ship. Bot 9 sets to with a will, though it wonders why the Ship is in such poor shape and why Bot 9 has been assigned a task that is so low on the maintenance queue.

    As Bot 9 pursues the elusive ratbug around the Ship, it becomes acquainted with many of the newer bots. It also becomes aware of an alien invasion that has decimated humanity’s defenses, and the Ship’s desperate mission to try to stop an alien ship heading toward Earth far larger and more powerful than itself. Bot 9 is archaic in many ways compared to the newer bots, but perhaps it has some unique capabilities that may help their cause.

    The story is told primarily from Bot 9’s point of view, interspersed with some scenes from the point of view of the Ship’s human captain. The Bots really do have a life and culture of their own that is invisible to most humans. Bot 9 recites various mantras to help it with its tasks, discusses its concerns with the AI brain that governs the Ship, and communicates politely with the newer, more specialized bots on the Ship (“We all wish you great and quick success, despite your outdated and primitive manufacture.”).

    The bots and the Ship AI are chatty and almost human in some of their attitudes and communications, which required some suspension of disbelief. But that’s a minor complaint, given how much this story otherwise enchanted me. “The Secret Life of Bots” is neatly plotted, with a memorable and appealing main character, and a pleasing theme that touches on friendship, courage and ingenuity. I hope Bot 9 and its friends have more adventures in store.

  • Dennis

    ***The Secret Life of Bots by Suzanne Palmer***

    2021 reread:

    I decided to give this another go, as a friend of mine keeps mentioning it as one of her favorite bot stories. And usually her judgement can be trusted (we'll just forget about this one Stephen King series that she keeps reading wrong).

    I barely remembered anything about this story. But as it turns out, I did indeed like it better this time. The bots are fun, even if they don't reach Murderbot-level awesomeness (what does?!) and the meatballs are serviceable if not particularly memorable, as is the story.

    Rounding up to four stars now.

    *********

    2018 review:

    Mankind is at war again.

    We're aboard a spaceship that's trying to interfere with the extraterrestrial threat.

    The ship itself is pissed for having been in storage for way too long. Its crew and humanity as a whole meanwhile are dependent on the ship functioning properly. And a little bot on board the ship is developing a plan of its own.

    This is an entertaining, sometimes humorous story with a nice message.

    I liked the voices of the bots. The people on the other hand were somewhat bland.
    Overall the story was a little too simplistic for my liking.

    3.5 stars rounded down.

    Winner of the 2018 Hugo Award for Best Novelette

    You can read it
    here.

    ____________________________

    2018 Hugo Awards Finalists

    Best Novel

    The Collapsing Empire by John Scalzi (Tor)

    New York 2140 by Kim Stanley Robinson (Orbit)

    Provenance by Ann Leckie (Orbit)

    Raven Stratagem by Yoon Ha Lee (Solaris)

    Six Wakes by Mur Lafferty (Orbit)

    The Stone Sky by N.K. Jemisin (Orbit)


    Best Novella

    All Systems Red by Martha Wells (Tor.com Publishing)


    And Then There Were (N-One) by Sarah Pinsker (Uncanny, March/April 2017)

    Binti: Home by Nnedi Okorafor (Tor.com Publishing)

    The Black Tides of Heaven by JY Yang (Tor.com Publishing)

    Down Among the Sticks and Bones by Seanan McGuire (Tor.com Publishing)

    River of Teeth by Sarah Gailey (Tor.com Publishing)

    Best Novelette

    Children of Thorns, Children of Water by Aliette de Bodard (Uncanny, July-August 2017)

    Extracurricular Activities by Yoon Ha Lee (Tor.com, February 15, 2017)

    The Secret Life of Bots by Suzanne Palmer (Clarkesworld, September 2017)


    A Series of Steaks by Vina Jie-Min Prasad (Clarkesworld, January 2017)

    Small Changes Over Long Periods of Time by K.M. Szpara (Uncanny, May/June 2017)

    Wind Will Rove by Sarah Pinsker (Asimov’s, September/October 2017)

    Best Short Story

    Carnival Nine by Caroline M. Yoachim (Beneath Ceaseless Skies, May 2017)

    Clearly Lettered in a Mostly Steady Hand by Fran Wilde (Uncanny, September 2017)

    Fandom for Robots by Vina Jie-Min Prasad (Uncanny, September/October 2017)

    The Martian Obelisk by Linda Nagata (Tor.com, July 19, 2017)

    Sun, Moon, Dust by Ursula Vernon, (Uncanny, May/June 2017) by Ursula Vernon, (Uncanny, May/June 2017)

    Welcome to your Authentic Indian Experience™ by Rebecca Roanhorse (Apex, August 2017)


    Best Related Work

    Crash Override: How Gamergate (Nearly) Destroyed My Life, and How We Can Win the Fight Against Online Hate by Zoe Quinn (PublicAffairs)

    Iain M. Banks (Modern Masters of Science Fiction) by Paul Kincaid (University of Illinois Press)

    A Lit Fuse: The Provocative Life of Harlan Ellison by Nat Segaloff (NESFA Press)

    Luminescent Threads: Connections to Octavia E. Butler edited by Alexandra Pierce and Mimi Mondal (Twelfth Planet Press)

    No Time to Spare: Thinking About What Matters by Ursula K. Le Guin (Houghton Mifflin Harcourt)


    Sleeping with Monsters: Readings and Reactions in Science Fiction and Fantasy by Liz Bourke (Aqueduct Press)

    Best Graphic Story

    Black Bolt, Volume 1: Hard Time written by Saladin Ahmed, illustrated by Christian Ward, lettered by Clayton Cowles (Marvel)

    Bitch Planet, Volume 2: President Bitch written by Kelly Sue DeConnick, illustrated by Valentine De Landro and Taki Soma, colored by Kelly Fitzpatrick, lettered by Clayton Cowles (Image Comics)

    Monstress, Volume 2: The Blood written by Marjorie M. Liu, illustrated by Sana Takeda (Image Comics)


    My Favorite Thing is Monsters written and illustrated by Emil Ferris (Fantagraphics)

    Paper Girls, Volume 3 written by Brian K. Vaughan, illustrated by Cliff Chiang, colored by Matthew Wilson, lettered by Jared Fletcher (Image Comics)

    Saga, Volume 7 written by Brian K. Vaughan, illustrated by Fiona Staples (Image Comics)

    Best Series
    • The Books of the Raksura, by
    Martha Wells (Night Shade)
    • The Divine Cities, by
    Robert Jackson Bennett (Broadway)
    • InCryptid, by
    Seanan McGuire (DAW)
    • The Memoirs of Lady Trent, by
    Marie Brennan (Tor US / Titan UK)
    • The Stormlight Archive, by
    Brandon Sanderson (Tor US / Gollancz UK)
    World of the Five Gods, by
    Lois McMaster Bujold (Harper Voyager / Spectrum Literary Agency)

  • Aesaan

    2018 Winner: Hugo Award for Best Novelette
    2018 Finalist: Theodore A. Sturgeon Memorial Award
    2018 Finalist: WFSA Small Press Award


    Well, this was a lot of fun. A little adventure of Bot 9, a teeny-tiny bot assigned to a pest control duty on a ship on a mission to save the solar system from alien invasion. This clearly reminds me of the Martha Wells Murderbot series. I know. I gotta go and read those now.

    I also loved the audio version, narrated by Kate Baker.

    The novelette is available for free on Clarkesworld Magazine;
    The Secret Life of Bots

  • Cathy

    Review for The Secret Life of Bots
    — by SUZANNE PALMER —

    Are bot stories a hot, new commodity this year? Not that I am complaining, there just seems to be an abundance of misbehaving, self-aware bots gallivanting through our galaxy.

    Not sure why this was nominated for the Hugo, but definitely fun to read. Good thing that Bot 9 was an outdated model with some design flaws...

    Hugo Awards 2018 Novelette Nominee

    Story can be found here:
    http://clarkesworldmagazine.com/palme...

  • mwana

    "...Abandoned?"
    "It's the fate of all made things," Ship said. "I am grateful to find I have not outlived my usefulness, after all."
    Let me make this clear, Murderbot is my favourite sentient robot. Simply because I am Murderbot. However, if Murderbot was to have a twinning joint first place favourite robot who isn't me, Bot 9 takes the spot.

    description
    Wall E

    I am so glad
    Nataliya
    brought this wonderful novelette series to my attention. However, I found out about
    Bots of the Lost Ark which is a sequel to this novelette (short story?). So if you are interested in Bots of the Lost Ark, read this first.

    This story follows Bot 9. A Wall-E incarnate who is teeny, and he lives to serve his purpose. He is not like other Bots though. Bot 9 is a bit more... old-fashioned. He is sent on a mission to deal with the infestation affecting Ship. The crew, bots and Ship are on a critical mission. A suicide mission to save Earth. The infestations, called Incidentals, are putting the mission in jeopardy, and it's up to Bot 9 to deal with it. Go, little bot. Go.

    The other bots are rooting for Bot 9 to achieve his goal.
    "We all wish you great and quick success, despite your outdated and primitive manufacture."
    "Thank you," Bot 9 said, though it was not entirely sure it should be grateful, as it felt its manufacture had been entirely sound and sufficient regardless of date.
    You tell them baby!!

    On his mission to eliminate the Incidental, it gets enlightened at a more optimal way to achieve their end goal to save Earth. So the little Bot that could starts a mini-revolution. Overriding the humans' wishes and Ship's instructions. Will it succeed? Will it be thwarted? Will the humans start humaning and interfere because they think they know better? A lot is packed into this tiny story. I'm left a bug-eyed sentient gin because of how much joy I could suck out of it. If you love Murderbot, please PLEASE read this story.

    You can find it
    here.

    Mantra Upon Reading: I have read this, therefore I shall read the sequel.

  • Bradley

    '18 Hugo nom for the shorter fictions!

    I actually read this one at a previous date and liked it well enough then, too, but even from last year's Best-of Clarksworld, there were better stories. Alas.

    That being said, this one was pretty interesting with its whole pest problem and social niceties of bots. I had a good enough time with it. Some humor, some social message, but it was also pretty campy.

  • Claudia

    The Secret Life of Bots
    — by SUZANNE PALMER —

    Kinda cute but childish. Not one I would nominee for Hugo.

    Can be read here:
    http://clarkesworldmagazine.com/palme...

  • Lata

    Not a deep tale, but bot 9 and its pal 4340 are cute together while they go on a bug hunt; meanwhile, their ship is on a critical mission to stop an alien ship from destroying Earth. And it’s a good thing bot 9 had those Improvisation routines.

  • Jennifer

    Bot 9 is a first gen robot with something the newer bots don't have: improvisation routines. (They were removed generations ago due to causing 'dangerous operational instability.') On a ship recalled from the junk yard, on a mission of utmost importance, one clever and improvisationally-inclined bot just might save the day.

    This novella is adorable without being twee. Dry humor, personable yet convincing robots, and a smart ending - what else could you even ask for?


    The Incidental, which had been poised to leap on them again, turned and fled, slithering back up into the ductwork. “Pursue at maximum efficiency!” 4340 yelled.

    “I am already performing at my optimum,” 9 replied in some frustration. It took off again after the Incidental.


    Heh. I snapped up The Secret Life of Bots and its sequel Bots of the Lost Ark in an afternoon. They're available free online (
    Secret Life of Bots and
    Bots of the Lost Ark), but I would totally buy them in print form if that ever happens.

  • Carrot :3

    Review of The Secret Life of Bots by Suzanne Palmer:

    It was really fun reading this Murderbot-esque short. I always have a soft spot for semi-sentient or fully sentient AI bots.

    In this, we have a cute little bot (multibot 9) with old decommissioned software prone to make them unpredictable. It gets activated to combat a pest on a spaceship trying to stop the earth from alien invasion. How does a teensy bot relate to the alien invasion? Read the amazing short
    here to find out!!

    Really looking forward to the second short which can be found
    here.

    This is a must read for all the Murderbot lovers out there.

    Shoutout to Nataliya’s
    review that made me wanna read this!


    Check out my instagram!

  • Mikhail

    An absolute hoot. I need to give Palmer's writing a second look, clearly.

  • ✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans)

    📚
    Free short story from Clarkesworld Magazine 📚

    Bot 9 might be a ridiculously tiny, outdated machine assigned to lowly pest control but it's despicably cute and clever as fish. Also, its improvisation routines and governing mantras are everything. In other words, Murderbot has nothing on this little guy here. QED and stuff.



    P.S. Why so many people spend their time on Instagram when they could chat on botnet is and forever shall be one of the greatest mysteries of the universe.

    · Story 2:
    Bots of the Lost Ark ★★★★

  • Silvana

    Rating and review only for "The Secret Life of Bots" by Suzanne Palmer:
    This is the Year of the Bots! Not less than three works are nominated for the Hugo, from short story to novelette and novella. Is this a trend now among SFF authors? With the amount of artificial intelligence roaming the earth now, it seems that our fascination about them and their evolution - self awareness, free will, agency, their hidden lives and interaction - will continue to become a familiar plot line in many years to come.

    This charming story is a great example of it.

  • César Bustíos

    REVIEW FOR "THE SECRET LIFE OF BOTS"

    "I have a purpose, therefore I serve."

    Enjoyable. I'm always willing to read robot stories and this was particularly entertaining. I liked the whole AI Mantra stuff and the botnet as a way of communication. Really cool but not exceptional for a Hugo winner.

  • Kalin


    "Pan-Humanism: Hope and Pragmatics" by Jess Barber and Sara Saab was recommended to me by
    Charles Payseur of
    Quick Sip Reviews when I asked him for stories that show a more grown-up version of humanity. It's a beautiful mini-novel about people who truly try to make the future more beautiful, while not forgetting to treat each other like true friends.

    I found this scene particularly telling, both about the world the characters live in and the way their relationship has been evolving:

    Amir follows her. She’s planted in front of a bone-dry shower stall. The showerhead is impossibly shiny. There’s still a bit of plastic wrapping on it. It’s an antique, but brand new.

    “It’s nearly two o’clock.”

    “Are they going to be able to do this?”

    “Trust, Amir. Trust.”

    “Do you think it might even be heated?”

    Mani, scooting out of her swim knickers, raises her eyebrows at him till he shoves his down too. “I bet it is.” She reaches into the shower stall and twists a handle. It screeches with disuse.

    They wait.

    At exactly two, their ears fill with the furious sound of a rainstorm. Then their own whooping. Mani bounds in without testing the temperature, makes a shrill sound. “It’s warming up!” She reaches out and grabs Amir’s arm. Her grip raises goosebumps. “Come on, get in!”

    He does. It’s the most sublime thing he’s ever felt. He puts his hands flat on the wet tiles and closes his eyes under a hammering of water.

    “How long can we stay in here?” He manages not to choke. Such a quantity of water is coursing down his face and onto his tongue.

    “We’re being good by sharing. Let’s not get out for a while,” Mani says. “Are you crying?”

    “Yes!” He opens his eyes to look at her but her face is blurry-wet. “Are you?”

    “That’s private,” Mani says. But she wraps her arms around his waist, her belly against his flank, and rests her forehead on his cheek. Their bodies are slippery and warm. Amir hears himself make a purring noise. “Oh. Wow.”

    “Yeah.”

    “Not like the mist,” he says.

    “No. Totally different.”

    Sharing a patch is encouraged in the misting rooms. They’ve done this many times. They wash each other’s backs and argue about what true pan-humanism might look like. It’s pleasurable. But this—private, warm, untimed, all this water sheeting down—is a whole different register of existence.

    “I think I should tell you,” Mani says, “that I’m thinking about sex.”

    Amir opens one eye to look at her, can only see the top of her head against his cheek. “Me, too,” he says, almost but not totally redundantly. Mani’s got a good view.

    They’ve almost so many times, but never. This moment feels ripe, so very theirs. But it’s also the wrong moment.

    “Water, though, Mani! Mindfulness. Presence. This.”

    “Of course,” she says.

    “We might never be able to have this again.”

    “We might never have any given thing again,” Mani says, the pedantic one for a change.

    “But all this water,” he says.

    “No, you’re right,” says Mani, hushed in the hypnotic roar of the shower. “All this water.”


    Or this snippet:
    Mani’s face is complicated with emotions, flickering by too quickly for Amir to properly catalog them, happy-sad-excited-nervous. “It’s far away,” she says.

    “It’s exciting,” he corrects. “Mogadishu, can you even imagine! Maybe I could visit you, one time.” This is unlikely, and they both know it. Mogadishu’s not on a clean air travel vector with Beirut yet. He’d have to do two months of civic engagement and a month of personal growth to balance taking a dirty flight for leisure. Mani musters a smile anyway.


    And this exchange ... can you feel where it's going? Can you feel how loaded it is?
    “Do you remember,” he says, “the Crowdgrow project I told you about during the Future Good conference?”

    “You were really excited about it,” Mani says. “It seemed promising.”

    “It was. The closed-room tests showed a fifteen percent improvement in air quality, and we had almost a thousand households signed up as testers. And we’ve applied for continuation funding every open cycle since. Not a lot—just enough for a pilot study. Less than we spend in administrative overhead on the Wet City project every week.”

    “But no luck?” asks Mani.

    “But no luck,” agrees Amir.

    “Amir,” says Mani, but there’s too much pity in the way she says his name.

    “I know what you’re thinking,” Amir says. “That it would be a waste. That Wet City is a better use of resources.”

    “Yes,” says Mani. “I do think that.” The way she says this could have been kind, but it isn’t.

    “You’re always so sure of yourself,” says Amir. The way he says this could have been a compliment, but it isn’t. “Is it ego?”

    “Is it jealousy?” Mani shoots back.


    Fortunately, Amir and Mani are grown-up enough to find their common ground--their shared space--despite the differences in their outlooks.

    4 glorious stars. Perhaps even 5?

  • Dylan

    An absolutely brilliant little short story about a small multipurpose bot on a ship that's seen better days that's tasked with tracking down an unidentified lifeform. If you're a fan of Martha Wells' Murderbot Diaries then this is absolute must-read. I really hope we get to see more of Bot 9.

    The short can be found on the website of the magazine it was originally published in, here:

    http://clarkesworldmagazine.com/palme...

  • Di Maitland

    This was just as cute as everyone said it’d be. Who’d-a thought? It’s about bots and it’s still adorable. Full review to come.

  • Rachel (Kalanadi)

    "Antarctic Birds" by A. Brym - 2*
    Absolutely no clue what this was.

    "Little /^^^\&-" by Eric Schwitzgebel - 3*
    Also little what this one was, but it was entertainingly weird.

    "The Secret Life of Bots" by Suzanne Palmer - 4*
    The little bots will save the day! This just seemed cute.

    "Pan-Humanism: Hope and Pragmatics" by Jess Barber & Sara Saab - 4.5*
    This is the type of story I'd like to see more of - less doom and gloom for the future, and more envisioning projects that people will do to help the world. The relationship at the heart of it was also bittersweet.

    "Mobius Continuum" by Gu Shi - 4*
    This felt a little too obvious, structurally, but I liked the writing and the translation seemed great.

    "Bonding with Morry" by Tom Purdom - 4*
    Robot caretakers was quite a theme with the reprints.

    "Warmth" by Geoff Ryman - 4*
    I found this one very sad, due to the theme of parents neglecting their children and the children instead bonding with their robot caretakers who would then forget them.

  • Ivonne Rovira

    Yes, the title of this 2018 Hugo Award winner gives a nod to the film The Secret Life of Pets, and, yes, in this novelette, the tiny robots do communicate with one another in a way humans cannot understand. But the real message is how going rogue can be the best way to save the day. Bot 9, the oldest robot on the ship, is so tiny that three-centimeter silkbots dwarf it. (For North Americans, that means Bot 9 is much smaller than an inch.) With humankind in a battle for its existence, the Ship (which is itself sentient) reactivates Bot 9. Readers will love the clever Bot 9.

    Thanks to
    Nataliya for introducing me to this great read. I listened to the book through Clarkesworld magazine
    here. You can read it here.

  • Elena Linville

    This was such a cute little story about little bots that are sometimes too smart for their own good. I loved all the inter-bot interactions. The author managed to give all of them some individuality. And in the end, an unorthodox approach saves the day!

  • Milda Page Runner

    Free here:

    http://clarkesworldmagazine.com/issue...

    To read: The Secret Life of Bots by Suzanne Palmer

  • Denise

    I serve… to improvise!

  • Oleksandr Zholud

    This novelette was short-listed for Hugo Awards in 2018.
    This story is reminiscent of both Wall-E and Minions from the respective cartoons. It follows the adventures of a small but brave bot, who is ordered to eradicate ‘space rat’ infestation of the space ship while the ship is performing a mission, vital for survival of the mankind.
    While the story is easy to read and has its bright moments, the people behave a bit strange (bots are o.k.) and there are some troubles with physics and vacuum. This lowered my final ranking to 3*

  • Paul Ataua

    A short and sweet story that takes about 30 minutes to read. It's about bots and especially about one old model bot 9, who luckily is a little special. Good read, but not sure why it won a HUGO shorter fiction award.

  • Jeraviz

    Relato ganador del Hugo 2018.
    Historia entretenida pero se queda en una capa superficial y algo infantil. Me ha gustado eso sí, pero no sé si para llevarse el Hugo...

  • Peter Tillman

    Review is just for these two stories:
    "The Secret Life of Bots" by Suzanne Palmer. Bot #9 saves the world! Cute mini space-opera. 4+ stars! Online at
    http://clarkesworldmagazine.com/palme...
    2018 Winner, Hugo Award for Best Novelette. 2018 Finalist: Theodore A. Sturgeon Memorial Award.
    Here's a real review from Tadiana:
    https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

    "Pan-Humanism: Hope and Pragmatics" by Jess Barber and Sara Saab. Life and love in a future Beirut and other cities, recovering from droughts and other environmental ills. Nicely done, 3.5+ stars. Recommended. Reprinted in the Dozois Year's Best #35.
    http://clarkesworldmagazine.com/barbe...

    "Bonding with Morry" by Tom Purdom. Not reread (yet anyway), but I was lukewarm on this one when I first read it.

    Here are links to all the 2018 Hugo nominees [formerly] online:

    https://www.theverge.com/2018/3/31/17...

    Merged review:

    Pretty near perfect story. Won the 2018 Hugo Award for Best Novelette. Online here:

    https://clarkesworldmagazine.com/palm...
    Don't miss!

  • Ladiibbug

    Science Fiction - AI

    2018 Winner of the Hugo Award for Best Novelette
    2018 Finalist: Theodore A. Sturgeon Memorial Award
    2018 Finalist: WSFA Small Press Award

    Read free online here:
    http://clarkesworldmagazine.com/palme...

    What a gem of a novelette! Meet Bot 9. On the scale of bots in this world, Bot 9 is the lowest of the low. He may be old and generations behind the specialized bots on his ship, but if you like AI stories, lots of high stakes action on a ship, with a generous sprinkling of humor, this book is for you!

    Thanks to Good Readers Natalia and Carol for posting about a second super fun Bot story!

  • Emily

    A GR friend whose taste I trust rated this highly and talked about it in her year in review, so I looked around and found it on the Clarkesworld podcast. The host, Kate Baker, reads a story from the magazine each episode, and she read “The Secret Life of Bots” for the September 27, 2017 podcast. So great!
    I’ve been loving robot stories the past few years, and this one was a delight. I laughed, I cheered, and I smiled my head off while listening. I definitely need to check out more of Suzanne Palmer’s work.