| Title | : | Coach (Breeding, #1) |
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| Rating | : | |
| ISBN | : | - |
| Language | : | English |
| Format Type | : | Kindle Edition |
| Number of Pages | : | 117 |
| Publication | : | First published September 9, 2015 |
She's a student, she's barely legal, and she's my best friend’s daughter.
I didn't know what desire was until Megan. I had no idea obsession could drive someone insane, until I saw her. I wasn't prepared for the fact that once I laid eyes on Megan my life would really begin.
I have to have her, no matter what the cost. I have to breed her and bind her to me so tightly she can't ever getaway. She'll be mine, even if I have to take her.
Warning: this book is ridiculous, over the top, completely unbelievable, and pretty much just about breeding the heroine. If you're okay with that, welcome to my dirty, dirty book! Just remember, I warned you.
Coach (Breeding, #1) Reviews
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Oh my gosh, this book.
This book was so fucking ridiculous I just can't EVEN.
But I don't even care cause I fucking love this shit.
Please keep in mind this is a 4 star on the SMUTTY OF THE SMUT books scale, not the "regular" smut book scale.
I don't want any emails whining about how I gave this 4 but not [insert whatever fucking title you want here]. -
Ok folks, confession time.
Pregnancy freaks me the fuck out.
The thought of getting pregnant grosses me out and makes me break out in hives. When friends or family tell me they’re pregnant all I can think of is:
I can’t look at sonar pictures or touch babies younger than 9 months, they’re just a little too fresh you know?
When you tell me you just had a baby, I’m gonna think about what the inside of your vagina looks like after having a parasite living inside you for 9 months and literally sucking the life out of you.
Like I said, it freaks me the fuck out. It’s gross.
Breeding, apparently, is a completely legitimate fetish. Yes…
Let’s not dwell.
So I picked up this book knowing full well that it was about breeding. I did it for science.
What was I thinking while reading this?
“If I push up against that and cum, I know she’ll get pregnant. Cumming right inside her would breed her instantly.”
“Her unprotected pussy is sucking up my cum, begging to be bred.”
“I’ve heard if I cum while you’re in me, it will open up my cervix and I can take more of your cum.”
“Once again she’s my prime breeding machine..”
What was I feeling while reading this?
Onto the parts I DID like.
1. The cover… because holy hot hairy guy batman.
2. The H was alpha to the max. Complete sex on a stick with a filthy mouth, my weakness.
3. The actual sex was hot, when words like fertile and breed weren't thrown around willy nilly like it’s the most normal thing in the world.
So while I didn’t overcome my fear of pregnancy and learned nothing valuable for science, I enjoyed the sex bits and loved the H and I have no idea how to rate this.
So three it will be. Representative of the 3 babies I will never ever have.
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4 Dirty Little Rebel
*Spoilers
I have been seeing this author's name popping up on my goodreads feed for a while now. I have never read anything by her but she is getting a lot of great ratings from friends. So I went to check her out and found she writes mainly short insta-love smut which is perfect for me right now. I just finished a 3 month reread of a 29 book series and I need something that doesn't require me to think too much. My brain hurts lol! Coach was a nice easy fun read of pure smut! Megan's nerdy Star Wars/Lord of the rings shirts were crackin' me up because my husband is a huge Star Wars/lotr fan. The story line was crazy I highly doubt a man would be just fine and dandy with his best friend who is 30 sleeping with his just turned 18 year old daughter but whatevs. I don't even care the book was funny and smutty and I'm cool with that! The end where they are talking star wars role play I died laughing and then went and read it to my husband. Which in hind sight not so bright since he is now looking at me with that "We should try that" look.
“How about you put on that Darth Vader mask I got you and you punish me for being a rebel?” He gets a wicked look in his eye and nods his head. “I think I’d enjoy showing you my Lightsaber.” -
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Coach is book one in the Breeding series by Alexa Riley. I am addicted to this author. These books don’t waste words on frills. Nope! They get right down to business and there is lots and lots of business.
Chris has retired from the NFL with an injury. He got hired on as a high school coach and is looking forward to teaching the kids what he knows. He is having a house built so is staying with his best friend and his friend’s wife for the summer until his house is ready. It’s the last day of summer when their daughter, Megan, comes home after having been away for the whole summer. Chris hasn’t seen her since she was little. She’s eighteen now and is completely shocked at his reaction to her. This can’t be happening! She is his best friend’s daughter. But it seems Megan is feeling the same thing as he is and he doesn’t have the strength to stay away.
Megan has always been the nerd at school. All of a sudden, people are noticing her. It only makes her feel more uncomfortable. Except around Chris. As soon as she saw him she knew she wanted him.
These two waste no time with each other. Chris is insatiable. That guy never gets tired. And his caveman reaction to Megan is so crazy strong it’s actually sweet.
“She’s it for me. If she doesn’t want me, I’ll live out a miserable existence. Or I’ll have to buy a secluded island, kidnap her, and keep her there.”
Even though Megan is eighteen, it is still a taboo relationship, since Chris is a high school coach and Megan is still a student. Not to mention the fact that she is his friend’s daughter. These two are dealing with an explosion of lust, love, jealousy, and a ton of other feelings. In other words, the book is perfection. I’m loving just about anything this author writes and can’t wait to continue this series with book two, Mechanic.
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What's up with this breeding crap lately? And as if the crappy blurb isn't bad enough, let's add a tacky cover to make it even worse. No, thanks. -
** 3,5-4 “I own you” STARS **“You want me to BREED you, don't you, baby?”
~ THE COACH
Holy sexyness...
I mean, it was disturbing at times. I have to admit that. But still...damn good stuff, guys.
OVERALL: Minus 0,5 stars for the whole “licking-the-finger-that-was-lodged-inside-an-asshole-seconds-ago” thingy. Not cool, bro. Instant turn-off.
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WOW.
I am all-in for taboo. I am not shy about my love for risque smut. But this book made me feel like a total prude. Do people actually have breeding fetishes? I'm sure I sound like an idiot. I'm totally uneducated on this topic (clearly).
I had no issues with the age difference, the student-teacher situation or even the "daughter of my friend" angle ... but ... "I want to breed her" ... made me really uncomfortable. (like I said - breeding fetish is clearly not my thing).
This book won't be for everyone, but BRAVO to Alexa Riley for being brave enough to tackle it! -
Pretty safe to say I’m done with Alexa Riley. This was 🤢
TW: grooming, breeding -
Holy shit this book was so Alexa Riley!!!
Hot, steamy, dirty sex between the 18 year old Megan and 30 year old hot coach Chris, who wanted to do so many dirty little things to her sweet, tight p*ssy...I'm not even kidding. Lucky Megan!!!
Today I was in the mood for some smut that's why two AR's books for me...
And I enjoyed it very very VERY much...
Although there was an obsession about breeding the heroine but I got over it and focused on the important things of this book like the possessive alpha male having his wicked way with the heroine. And it was so over the top but so damn worth it. If you like crazy smut like myself!
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♦ 3.5 "Coach" Stars! ♦
I found this gif which perfectly shortens what practically this whole story is about LOL Coach is the typical story of 'teacher' falling in love with 'student'. These two have some very hot moments, ask you can see..
“You’re mine. Have been from the moment I laid eyes on you, since I sank into you Saturday night, took your cherry and claimed you. Do you understand me?”
However, what is different (and weird?) and I do not completely understand is this crazy thing about getting her 'breeded' as soon as possible. It was truly crazy to me.. She is so freaking young, come on, enjoy life girl!!
So, my rating is 3.5 STARS for obvious reasons. I liked this story and it has some truly smokin' moments but also some really strange moments LOL (at least, they are to me, just my opinion!). Still, if you want to read something short and hot maybe you'll enjoy this!
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This book comes with a warning so we know exactly what to expect. I'd previously skipped past this book because I wasn't keen on the cover, now don't get me wrong I love a hot sexy man on a cover but I was struggling to get past the 'budgie smugglers' a nice pair of boxers would have worked so much better for me.
Anyway back to the book.
It's smut pure and simple, older man/young virginal girl absolutely my thing but...
I like the man to make the moves especially in a case like this where he's so much older, I wasn't keen on the fact that she goes to him and pushes it.
Apart from that all was good. -
2.5 stars
Coach intrigued my guilty pleasure and I have to admit I kind of built it up in my head, so the whole rating and me not enjoying it was on me, and not the book. I like my taboo and I like my smut, but in my head it wasn't as taboo as I thought it would be. It was smut wrapped up nicely in a little red bow. It is what it is, so no added drama or angst. Oh well, on to the next! -
Coach is over the top, predictable and complete smut. Regardless, I love a little smut in my life and with Kindle Unlimited you can definitely get it!
Coach is about a former NFL player who moves back home after an injury ends his career. In the process of moving he stays with his friend. That's where he sees Megan again for the first time in eighteen years, but she isn't the same little girl he remembered.
Megan and Chris chemistry is off the chart and basically begin having sex immediately, because this is smut. The story line is crazy and at times I actually laughed out loud at how crazy it was, but overall it was an enjoyable read. Alexa Riley writes good smut, so when you are in the mood for smut you should definitely look them up. -
OK that pregnancy obsession was so absurd but still I liked this! :D
Ps. Since I'm a huge fan of Star Wars movies, I have to share this with you... :D
“What are we going to do with an empty house and all this time on our hands?”
“I’m sure we can think of something.”
“How about you put on that Darth Vader mask I got you and you punish me for being a rebel?”
He gets a wicked look in his eye and nods his head. “I think I’d enjoy showing you my Lightsaber.”
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Well there was no messing around in this book
Omg when my friend said this was pure smut I was like great lets get reading didn't think on page 1 it would start and not end till the last page I m not complaining at al cause holy smoke Chris is sexy as hell an he's a NFL player so we now is body is goin to hot an he as some talented fingers an he knows how to use other parts of his body very well if u know what I mean
I didnt think there was much story goin on but what there was I did enjoy it was short an sweet I thought that Megan was goin to b this whiney lil school girl but she was quite mature which makes a change an like I said Chris is super hot there isn't actually much to say about this I enjoyed it I like the story characters it's was hot as hell an it was written good if u fancy reading a bit of smut jump straight in xxx
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Lol holy smutfest, batman. Only read this if you want a whole lot of dirty with not a lot else. Definitely not for the faint at heart. Chris has got it bad for his friend's daughter, Megan. She is no innocent minx, virgin though she may be. He's possessive. He's got stamina and isn't afraid to use it apparently lol hell, even the epilogue is blush-worthy. Fun if you're looking to get warm this wintry night.
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"She's it for me. If she doesn't want me, I'll live out a miserable existence. Or I'll have to buy a secluded island, kidnap her, and keep her there."
So. Fucking. Hot.
Ridiculous.
But hot.
Loves.
4 alexa-riley-is-a-goddess-of-smut Stars -
What the fuck was that? I mean, that was really hot. But I can't help thinking "What the fuck have I just read?" This is basically a 30-something years old football coach who wants to "breed", yep you read that right, his bestfriend's 18 years old daughter. And she's fine with it. She wants to get pregnant with his baby. What? You guys have known each other for what? 4 days? I mean, 1 day if you count their first time when he popped her cherry and started thinking about shooting his little baby demons down her cervix.... Or, up her cervix, depending on what position you're in. This book is wrong. And hot. But omg. So, so wrong. Again, what the fuck have I just read?
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Alexa Riley’s Coach is the first book in their Breeding series. It tells the story of Chris, a football coach, who fell in love with his friend’s daughter, Megan.
This was included in my copy of Untouched and I was surprised to see it there. I had to read it immediately because I don’t want to see my Kindle with an unfinished-looking book. I didn’t even know that it was a part of a series until I shelved it on goodreads to update my status.
First of all, I would like to point out that I find it quite unnecessary to name this series Breeding. Why? Well, it’s typical for an AR book to be about this said topic. So far, every book of theirs that I’ve read had alpha males trying to get their girl/woman pregnant. It’s ridiculous that they just started doing the do, and then all of a sudden the guy wanted to start making babies.
Chris is a lot older than Megan, and the first time they met was when she was eight-years-old. Presently, Megan was at a creative writing camp when Chris arrived at her house. He stayed with her parents as his house was still under construction. This is where the cliché part comes in. Here’s the point wherein they met again after ten years, on Megan’s eighteenth birthday, when she just came home from the said camp. Guess what? He was not able to recognize her at first. He bumped into this curvy blonde whom he felt instantly attracted to, and it seemed that she felt the same way towards him.
The good thing about coach is that, despite being a smut novella, it was still able to produce an arc in the story. You could really see that there’s a problem to be dealt with even though it did not seem heavy. If you’re looking for a deep, life-changing, thought-provoking read, then this would not be the book for you. It’s light, quick, and dirty.
Speaking of story arc, I had a little bit of problem with it. It lasted for a span of a few paragraphs. It was too easy to overcome because of how everyone around them saw it, leading to an immediate solution.
The characters were okay, but I did not see much struggle in their situation. They owned their secret relationship and almost did not care for anything else around them. For that, I am quite unsure if I should call them responsible adults or irresponsible ones.
I would recommend this if you’re on a reading slump and just want to read something quick, unbelievable, and entertaining.
Realizing that this is a part of a series, I should get the other novellas too. -
I can't believe that I finished this book.
The hero, I can't even remember his name right now, tries to get the heroine pregnant every time he's inside her. Even though she's just 18 but he doesn't care, he thinks about it and oh ! if she's pregnant, so be it !
I liked the first few chapters, though. Can't deny this book is engaging and those sex scenes are very hot ! -
3.5 stars!
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This is a ridiculously crazy story, but I did not mind the craziness. The thing is that I don't really like stories with barely legal girls. This is not my thing and this was not one of favourite books by Alexa Riley. The two writers have a few stories with almost underaged girls and I try to avoid them, although I have read almost everything by Alexa Riley.
The story is about a 30 years old guy who falls in love with an innocent girl almost 18 years old, his best friend's daughter - not that the girl is that innocent judging by the way she is chasing him.
Lots of smut and crazy dialogues and descriptions that will leave you with your mouth hanging open.
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“To everyone who just needs a little over-the-top smut from time to time. This breeding is for you *winks”.
All the time you mean?
Nice, this book was dedicated to me! LMAO.
This book is so ridiculous really! It happened so fast, and I fucking loved it.
Like every other book by Alexa Riley the male character always wants a child. Like WHAT? I always thought man wanted to fuck and not have children so fast.😂😂
Oh and they are always man goals, like HOW?
Alexa Riley does know how to write about dirty (in a fantastic way) alpha hot😏 possessive kinda crazy male characters that you will just want to be yours forever. -
If you want over the top smut, then Coach is for you. The word breeding is used. In this type of story, breeding means to impregnate quickly. I had no problems with it whatsoever. If you don't like that type of read, then read something else.
The H is a thirty year old former football star who retires early due to injuries. He has taken a job as a coach for a local high school. He is staying with his best friend, who is forty-where they went to college together, and his wife. Their daughter is away and when she returns the H is immediately attracted and ensnared of her. The h, you guessed it, is a barely eighteen year old virgin. She is attracted to him and their love affair blooms. It's raunchy and naughty.
It works people. At least it worked for me.
*Read thru Kindle Unlimited* -
The Breeding series... oh you know you want to read it too! Trying to get a girl pregnant or love getting her pregnant and throw in a high school student and teacher/coach ... Yeah I picked it up. This one was more steamy than the others, but a good read.
Pure smut, fantasy, fast and easy read. Another Win! -
This author is a automatic one click when I need great smut. Love her books!
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I bought this book today at work because I was bored and wanted a quick read. And oh my god, what was that?! This is the kind of book that was so bad it was good (kind of like
Nero and
Vincent by Sarah Brianne). I actually really liked it and I was prepared because the author totally warned me.Warning: this book is ridiculous, over the top, completely unbelievable, and pretty much just about breeding the heroine. If you're okay with that, welcome to my dirty, dirty book! Just remember, I warned you.
COACH is my first book by Alexa Riley but definitely not my last. It's very dirty, all about sex, very over the top (like A LOT), completely unbelievable and sometimes even laughable but who cares?! It was great and very very VERY hot. It's a super quick read and I did have to stop reading it at work because I was starting to blush a little and people were staring. Thanks Alexa.
The characters were likable, not the best characters of the year but I enjoyed reading about them (well, 98% of the time they were having sex and trying to have babies but still). The epilogue at the end was a nice little touch but be warned, don't go into this book thinking it's going to be some kind of profound and beautiful love story because it isn't...it's a quick, ridiculous, never-going-to-happen-in-real-life read, but who doesn't love these from time to time?! Am I right?!
A few passages that made me laugh:"I pull back and lick my lips. "Another." I whisper, and go back to sucking on her cunt."
Okay, this one made me laugh out loud at work because it made me think of this:
And then everytime Alexa used the word "breed", seriously, it isn't supposed to be funny but it was:
"The sudden urge to breed her and make her mine drives me crazy."
Like I said, so bad it was good. Read it.
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"You want me to breed you, don't you?"
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"Her words have my already-hard cock getting even harder. He's twitching inside her, ready to breed my baby into her womb." -
Alexa Riley speaks to my slutty soul. What can I say? She’s my go-to for a quickie ;)
The breeding thing isn’t a kink I would normally gravitate toward but the “pseudo-teacher”/student relationship, hell yes. So, for that reason alone I had to read this one. It was hot, and sexy, and you were plunged right into the action, I actually thought I missed a chapter at first.
I really liked Megan, she was so nerdy and it was amazing!! She was a total geek and I loved it, I laughed at the nerdy jokes, the pluto poster in her room, and she always wore shirts with nerd humor. Enjoy some nerd humor :)
...you know, cause it's a noble gas? Was that one too much?? How about this one?
My nerd is showing isn't it?...just one more
Bahahaha!! Well, at least I thought they were funny
**I read this as part of my Kindle Unlimited Subscription** -
4 Pure Smut Stars
I went in this just purely for the smexiness of it and was only looking for a quick hot read. I got so much more than I was expecting, though, and was pleasantly surprised. It was hot, it was dirty, and it was naughty as hell. But I could also feel the connection between the characters and that wasn't something I was expecting to come from this book.
In all reality the book was ridiculous. Over the top dirty talk and a situation that most would not be okay with in the real world. But guess what, in the fictional book world we get to read dirty smut and be okay with it!
This was my first Alexa Riley book but it will certainly not be my last! Kicking myself for waiting so long to read one of her stories.
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Short - thankfully! Way too much porn without any plot - just a lot of spewed ugly messiness. No warm fuzzy feelings, no charm, no characters who'll steal your heart. A thirty-year old high school football coach lusts after his best friend's eighteen-year old daughter. Unbelievable to say the least. From the first page through the last page, the smut was never-ending and way overboard, and it wasn't even fun-to-read smut. Nope when the use of the word "breed" is mentioned in the first sexual encounter and many times thereafter, you know this one is going downhill fast! Unprotected sex from start to finish and parents who are accepting of the whole shebang. Say it ain't so, PLEASE!
