How to Piss Off a Dragon (How to Piss Off a Dragon, #1) by J.B. Miller


How to Piss Off a Dragon (How to Piss Off a Dragon, #1)
Title : How to Piss Off a Dragon (How to Piss Off a Dragon, #1)
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ISBN : -
Language : English
Format Type : Kindle Edition
Number of Pages : 195
Publication : First published September 2, 2015

Ever wonder how you get so deep into crap that you have to stop and think… nope, a shovel is just not going to be big enough to dig me out of it this time.
Yep, that’s the kind of girl I am. I have no filter and I more often than not open mouth and let the verbal diarrhoea pour forth.
In fact, that may be how I found myself in the situation I am in right now. I'm just guessing though.
I mean really, what kind of karma does a girl have to have to find herself tied spread-eagled, naked on top of a pile of gold? By the way, who in the hell has fucking stakes sticking out of mountains of gold to tie helpless women to anyway? Oh, since I am on the self-pity train… "Gold is not comfortable," I yelled aloud.
A growly chuckle from the depths of my prison was the only answer I got for my outburst.

I digress; it is time to go back to the beginning of this little story. Let it be a lesson to you people out there. Take this as gospel, everything I am about to tell you is the honest truth…
Hi, my name is Lexi and this is how to (very easily) piss off a dragon.
This is part one of a serial on how to piss off your very own dragon. It's not really that hard you know.


How to Piss Off a Dragon (How to Piss Off a Dragon, #1) Reviews


  • Coco.V

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  • LIA  Kh.

    I like the female lead, she is sassy. the male is dominant Neanderthal like other alpha male *rolling my eyes*

    long story short, Lexi ran and Shayne trying to catch her.
    the storyline quite interesting, the plot quite organized too, and fast pace. sadly this is not end yet. in fact the book two still to be continue.

  • Cindy

    Would of been a 4 1/2 star

    If it wasn't a cliffhanger and if it told me when the next installment was going to be out.
    As for the storyline I love it!!! Lexi is a hoot and can't wait to see what more adventures come her way with Shayne and Stephen. Please write the next one fast!!!

  • Emily Lindsey

    Addictive, funny and completely fun to read, right from the first page, you will fall in love with Lexi. She is fun, irreverent, cocky and fearless. Every conversation she has will make you grin. This is a new author for me, but I am now a serious fan of her literary crack. I read this through, and am moving on to book two right now, because who needs sleep anyway? Plus I really want to know what happens next, Will Shayne kill Stephan? What kind of secrets is Jonah hiding? Who is Rachel? You know what? Read this story, and then be like me, get the next one and find out the answers like I will!

  • Kristi

    This book was enthralling and I hope it continues for many more books!

    Lexi is a smart-mouthed talented girl who has bitten off more than she can chew. Her new bff, Stephen, is awesome. Shayne is looking to be all kinds of hot but we have yet to see much of his personality.

    Nicely paced and it leaves me wanting more more MORE!

  • Christy Oldham

    Very intriguing and entertaining.

    Sexy, funny and charming all in one. I can relate to Lexi, as a female with ADD and a very sarcastic, foul, smart ass mouth myself. I found myself laughing out loud and picturing her in these situations that I could easily find myself in.

  • Amanda Cash

    Great read!

    This is a great read! From the start I fell in love with Lexi's smart mouth, poor brain to mouth filter and spunk. Shayne is very very Alpha and can I just say I want dreams like Lexi's!!!

  • Edith

    Fun and Funny

    What's a girl to do when she not only offends a dragon but challenges him? She takes off running. This starts this story. I found it entrancing as well as witty and funny as all get out!

  • Barbara Stewart

    Short story ends.. to be continued nope not for me so the end ..

  • Margaux Espinosa

    Hilarious

    This was hilarious and fun! I LOVE Lexi and her craziness. I look forward to seeing where this goes from here

  • Sherri

    Loved it! Snarky Lexie has a mouth that gets herself in trouble. This time she has really done it by pissing off a hunky dragon, hilarity ensues!!!

  • Valeria de Alquimia

    The story is incomplete.