Title | : | Love, Life and Naughty Bits |
Author | : | |
Rating | : | |
ISBN | : | - |
Language | : | English |
Format Type | : | Kindle Edition |
Number of Pages | : | 335 |
Publication | : | First published August 29, 2015 |
What they thought as you go about your day to day life with them tucked safely away in your pants?
Well now’s your chance to find out exactly what your naughty bits are really thinking.
This hilarious romantic tale will reveal the deepest darkest thoughts of the most intimate parts of the human body. The ups and downs, the ins and outs, the highs and lows.
Having two brains is not just a myth, as you will discover in this journey of love, laughter, pleasure and pain.
Strap on your seatbelts because you are in for a hard, fast and naughty ride.
*Please note: This is a full length novel*
Love, Life and Naughty Bits Reviews
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Innovative! I loved the book!
"We want someone who will laugh with us and gently wipe away any tears. We want kindness and understanding and love. We want deep, soul reaching, heartbeat skipping and constant wet panties kind of love. We know it's out there... we are just looking in all the wrong places."
I swear I never thought I could enjoy so much of a story told by a bit naughty .... lol ...
The story of Lexi and Lane's sexy, filled with hot moments, and I love office action !!!
Because it is told by Hot Lips and Eight (the so-called naughty bits !!), the story gets a permanent humorous air.
Two different people, but both strong, and without that cliché bossy boss and subordinate that can handle all in the name of desire!
You fall in love with Lexi and Lane, and you understand them, from a more... deep perspective!
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A copy was provided by the publisher in exchange for an honest review.
This is one of the funniest book I've read all year. This is Lexi and Lane's story, but is told from the POV of their private parts. It was quirky, hilarious and over the top and I loved every minute of it. This is a perfect escapist book. You'll laugh so hard you'll cry - I certainly did! -
No Spoilers....This book is adorable. I don't know how to describe it. It is cheesy in a cute way, or maybe cute in a cheesy way. This book is written from the POV of Lexi's Vagina, and Lanes Penis. Yep you heard me the genitals talk but only to other genitals. Their people can't hear them. However surprisingly the author made this story work. I laughed, I rolled my eyes, I shook my head, and I gasped. This book is filled with terrible one liners, even worse comebacks, and yet you are still hooked from the beginning. I really enjoyed the book,and I enjoyed the "characters" but this is probably the hardest review I've had to write. Who doesn't love a book filled with penis and vagina puns, sex jokes, and of course penis jokes. Plus you still get a romance. Truthfully I was honestly shocked how much I enjoyed reading this story. The human characters were at times hard to understand since it wasn't from either of their POV, but I found myself rooting for them wanting them to stop the dumb hot and cold act, and give the main characters what they wanted....and what could a penis and vagina possibly want the most? I have to say that if you are looking for a deep intense read this is not it. However if you are looking for a nice long (puns everywhere) book that will keep you smiling and keep you entertained this is the book for you. I also appreciated that when the human characters were talking there conversation was italicized, and the genital characters were in normal font, this made it less confusing for me to follow. This is a standalone, and does not end in a cliffhanger.
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This is a funny, engaging read. A romance told from the points of view of the "Naughty Bits" that we pretty much drive around, and apparently they don't always think the way the big brain does. I definitely recommend if you are looking for a fun story with some interesting surprises, it's a book that is different from the others.
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I thought this was a fun read. It was definitely original that's for sure. The story takes place through the characters' genitalia point of view. I found myself laughing multiple times. I just thought it could've been shorter.
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This was one of the most fun reads, even for a romantic comedy (RomCom). This is written in a different POV. The characters are Lexis’ vagina and Lanes’ penis. It is written as their POV. Ok now there are some really very humorous times in the story if you can imagine how a conversation between genitalia would be. The genitals conversations with other male/female genitals are full of sexual puns, jokes and tongue in cheek humor. When the genital are talking to their human it’s a one sided conversation as the genitals can’t be heard by them. ( Lexi, Lanes or any other human they are written in italics to define the differences.)
This is a standalone story, although the authors would also like to hear if you would like to have more. I myself want more. I hope you enjoy this story as much as I did. -
This is a funny, quirky, romantic story written from the point of view of the character's personal parts. Yes, you heard that right! The story takes place in Melbourne, Australia. It centers around two major Ad Agencies.
Turns out their top two aren't just the best in their own perspective companies, they are even better together. The problem isn't their job, it's their personal life and what they want from it... specifically, each other. They both have a past that has scarred them and affects how they react in the present. Add in the interlopers known as Hotlips and Eight and you have a story like no other as their "Second Brains" do their best to direct their owner's moods and decisions.
This book was gifted to me in exchange for an honest review. -
4.5 stars
This was something so different and refreshing to read, unlike anything I have ever read before!
Ever wondered what your private parts are thinking?? Well, if you read this book, it delves into the thoughts of the characters genitals & you will learn certain things from both sides of the male and female parts! I kid you not!
I laughed more than a few times. I enjoyed the POV's, the way the actual characters were and the general storyline!
There is some suspense in the book too! All in all an enjoyable read! Loved the way it ended too! Will need to know more as well!! Hint hint!!
Thank you Tanya and Ricky for an entertaining story! -
If you're looking for an unique RomCom, look no further. This book is different, the majority of it are conversations between a vagina and penis. There are some human conversations that are italicized, it was confusing at first to get into it. However it eventually became clear of what was going on, it became better and was interesting. It was filled with witty, funny conversations which makes this RomCom one of kind.
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HILARIOUS! That's all I got. No seriously this book was so funny the fact that it's about people's privates! These authors are amazing. I couldn't put this book down. I had to because I had to celebrate my birthday lol but its a great read. Funny, sexy, and amazing. I highly enjoyed it. I am secretly hoping that they continue this story with the background characters. Who were all well written and seriously a major part of the story even if they were background characters!
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Great POV. Funny & sweet. I gave it a 3.5 stars but rounded up. Sweet is not my kind of thing. If you like cute & sweet give it a try. Loved the POV. We all know guys think with their little head but girls...maybe they do some also. Having the point of view below the waist was the best part of this book.
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This is a funny witty book from an his (P) and her's (V) POV - The story of Lex and Lane is told by the Penis and Vagina POV - They have attitude, character and are having a ball trying to get their owner's together. A fun read for the summer and I look forward to another chapter in their story.
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Received this book for an honest review
4 1/2. Stars
This book is a new outlook and not one that I have ever read. Instead of the usual girl meets guy start up its the outlook from their body. This book is a funny read and you will enjoy it. Hope to see more books to follow.. -
Was a very different read and intriguing how it was written out and how the story went, was a great first read by this author and look forward to discovering more of her books. Be ready for a good laugh when reading this book :) -
First off, this book is unlike anything I have ever read, but wait.... That is a good thing!!!!
When I first saw the name and the cover I have to admit I was drawn. Then when I got the chance to read the blurb I was like hmmm.... interesting.
Now I have to say that when I first started reading the book I had to really pay attention to what was going on and who was talking. As I continued to read it made more and more sense and then I was able just to set back and enjoy the cheeky comments and the fun thoughts that passed back and forth through the book.
Have you really ever given thought to what your private parts would actually think and say if they could actually communicate? I have to say that I never have, at least not until reading this book. Now, I am like wow, it gives a whole new meaning to being lead around by your johnson.
With that being said not only do you get a humorous outlook on things, but you actually get a two part love story.. yep you heard me.. a two for one with this one. We get to follow the love lives of Eight Seconds, and Hot Lips, as well as their very best friends. Then we get to see what Hot Lips and Eight's owners do in their actual lives as well, so the dialog will keep you on your toes and continuously laughing at what is being said.
As you can probably tell, I loved this book. I will find myself talking about it for a long time to come. I mean we have each thought about what our pets would say, but really have you ever thought about what you most intimate parts would think and say, and even better this isn't just a book that us girls will love, your fellas will get just as much enjoyment out of it.... Sooooo, this makes for some great cuddling time and enjoyable reading for both of you, and it might even add a little happy time in for you as well. -
Naughty and Seriously Funny!
This book was a refreshing light and fun read. It is definitely different than anything I have read thus far. I didn't imagine when I read the blurb that I would actually be getting the POV of naughty bits, but there they are. OMG! tears were streaming at certain parts. We also get the POV of our main characters and that of a few different private parts encounters. The story also involves some serious sizzling chemistry and almost too hot to handle heat. I absolutely loved the authors' writing, wit, and am so happy to have discovered them. I can't wait to read more from them and seriously want more naughty bits! I was generously given a complimentary copy if this book for an honest review. -
Loved it! A nice slow paced read for me. It was a different kind of book and a nice change from what I'm used to. This was my first read by this author but definitely not my last. I laughed soo much throughout this one and loved it. I can't wait to read more from her especially if they are along the same lines as this one.
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This book was amazing. It made me laugh so hard in places and then in other places had me sad. If you want something that is different and keeps you interested right until the end give this book a go!!!!
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Ladies hold on to your panties and men hold on to your Jocks,this story was fantastic who new that naughty bits with there own story to tell could be so hilarious.
I loved how well this story was executed and everything just meshed like our naughty bits do,for me it had me grinning from start to finish.
This story was fresh original exciting full of laughter it soul food for the brain and (your naughty bits) and these two authors have naughty brains and I freaking love it!
Assassins Reading Reviewing Group ~ -
Haha this heart felt book was just what I needed!
Told by the representations of our other brains comes a crazy story about a beautiful couple with crazy chemistry they try to fight. However their other brains have a different idea!
This story made me laugh and cry it was such a great read!
Is there ever going to be More Naughty Bits??? -
I received an ARC of this book in exchange for an honest review.
Reviewed on behalf of A is for Alpha B is for Books.
Well... when i read the blurb for this i knew i just had to read it!
I went into this book thinking it may be a little cheesy but i was wrong!
This is the story of Hot lips and 8 and their owners Lexi and Lane. This whole book is told from the Vag and Peen's point of view. Yes i said the Vag and Peen! It's a story of two people who work in the same building who feel an instant attraction to each other but because of past heartbreak refuse to see what's in front of their faces or crotches as the case may be! They are forced to work together on a project and the story goes from here.
This book gave me so many laughs i can't even count but through all that there is a pretty good love story both between the bodies and the crotches! Who new the little heads could talk so much sense and find true love before the big ones! Also there are quite a few scenes with their best friends and their crotches too... yeah some pretty funny scenes there! imagine having convo's with your best friends bits and the stories they could tell! :-
"is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
"Beards will do that to you. You're going to love it. Just don't push up to hard, those prickles can get a bit... tricky sometimes. I can't wait to hear of the results" Mels vag loves all the dirty details.
"Aren't you going to tell her what happened when..."
"Shh. She needs to experience it for herself. And it's different for everyone. I can't wait to hear what you think. This is the most excited i have been since you told us about Mel and the guy who couldn't get off without his cock ring"
LOL see great girl talk!!!!
I loved the originality of this book i have never read any other story in this prospective before and i really really enjoyed it. It does take some getting used to the way it's told but it's well worth it. The only thing i would say is that it's quite a long book maybe a little too long for my personal liking and probably could have been made shorter but it didn't spoil my reading pleasure at all. You may think it's just a fun a book but there are some serious bits in the storyline that keep you reading and enjoying and cheering for the vag and peen, not just laughing.
I would and have recommended this to everyone. If you only read this book for it's fun factor do it!!! -
The story is about the naughty bits of a man and a women. The format takes some getting used to but once you find your groove it flows pretty easily. Only the body parts can communicate with one another. The owners do not communicate with their own body parts nor do they hear them talking among each other. The owner has no idea what his penis is saying.
The penis and vaginas talk to each other just as humans do except most of there conversation revolves around sex.
I was grossed out by the beard guy. I know the author is trying to be funny with the pubic hair jokes but again I'm just grossed out. Some times the humor gets a little raunchy and might go a tad too far.
The funniest part of the story is when Lane is wanking off and his penis is informing Lane how he likes to be stroked even though he cannot hear him.
Conversations between Lane and Alexis are in italics. Conversations between the Vagina and Penis are in normal font. The names used for Lane's penis is Eight and Alexis's vagina is Hot Lips. Each chapter is referenced as She and He so you know when the penis or vagina is speaking. Of course, with all the talking of naughty bits there is sex involved.
If I were single this story would scare me off of guys and the way they think with their dicks. It would have been even funnier if the she/he people could communicate with their body parts so they would have a better understanding of what they like and don't like. -
I REALLY, REALLY wanted to give this book a 5 star rating. I thought from the beginning that it was headed in that direction. Unfortunately, things fell apart for me. The premise was totally unique and I absolutely loved the naughty bit POVs. What went off the rails for me was the stalker element of the plot, as well as the underdeveloped adversaries to lovers relationship. I guess I was looking for more of a Beautiful Bastard feel. The dialog among the naughty bits was at times a tad confusing due to inconsistent pronoun use. Overall 2.5-3 Stars
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What an extremely pleasant surprise. I was told to read this book as it was comical. So i started to read without reading what the book was about. Then OMG I realised how they have written this book. I haven't laughed so hard at a book in a long time.
I love the way it was written and the names made up for certain, um, 'things' . I don't want to give anything away. As i wont the next reader to be surprise. But if you want a great laugh and just a little tear up a bit, then this is the book. I so recommend it.
Fantastic. So Damn Funny. -
It was like the Disney movie Inside Out, but it was the crotches thoughts. 3.5