Title | : | Pandarella: Simplified Character version |
Author | : | |
Rating | : | |
ISBN | : | 0615838731 |
ISBN-10 | : | 9780615838731 |
Language | : | Chinese |
Format Type | : | Paperback |
Number of Pages | : | 60 |
Publication | : | First published June 21, 2013 |
Pandarella: Simplified Character version Reviews
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This book is SO WEIRD. Like this is the weirdest book I have ever read in my life.
{ Please Excuse this fast terrible review }
A Panda Cinderella goes to a Party with Brad Pitt in a Bikini
- Meet Panderella (she is a panda). She's really close friends with Cinderella (who is not a panda)
-She lives with her Mother Lucretia who is a rhino. Which doesn't compute but I'm not arguing because this book only gets weirder. Technically Panderella would be a Pandarhino.
- And she has two older sisters Ursulina and Ursulena. One sister is fat and the other sister is not fat. Oh and they both rhinos.
- Panderella doesn't have any friends ( because I guess the author forgot that she's close friend with Cinderella) which was my one tiny problem with this book.
- Lucretia and her sisters don't like Panderella because she looks good and i guess they don't?
- Lucretia and her two other daughters have exactly two interest in life: HBO show's and new clothes
-Panderella isn't allowed to watch TV or have nice clothes.
- Then they hear on TV that Pad Britt (Brad Pitt) is throwing a party at The White House which causes Lucretia and her daughters to go loco and they soon leave for Washington D.C and The White House
- Pad Britt's Younger Brother shows up not long after Panderella's family leaves and ask her if she's going to the party. She tells him she doesn't have anything nice to wear
- Pad Britt's brother tells her Pad likes girls in green bikini's and offers her a green bikini.
- Since Panderella really likes Pad Britt she takes the bikini and leaves with Pad Britt's brother for the party.
- When she arrives Pad Britt is smitten with the 'Panda in a green bikini' and they dance. And it turns out Pad Britt really likes Panderella and Panderella really likes Pad Britt and everyone happy except Lucretia who is PISSED and Ursulina and Ursulena crying
and they all lived happily ever after
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? Basically... your welcome!
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Great beginner book for practicing reading characters!