| Title | : | Faulty: A Sentient Object Romance (Kyleverse Book 2) |
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| ISBN | : | - |
| Language | : | English |
| Format Type | : | Kindle Edition |
| Number of Pages | : | 46 |
| Publication | : | Published June 13, 2024 |
Chloe is drawn to a toy store where she acquires a cute new furry friend with some quirks. It might be faulty, but Chloe is not disappointed when she finds that her new toy has a similar idea of fun. She and her coworker, Kyle, discover together how fun playtime can be with their new friend.
Faulty is book 2 in the Kyleverse, a series of sentient object romance short stories. Kyle isn't the main character, but he shows up to help the plot in one way or another. The stories are sequential but can be read as standalones.
Book 1: Rake
Book 2: Faulty
Faulty is a sentient object romance with explicit material. It is intended for 18+ readers.
Faulty: A Sentient Object Romance (Kyleverse Book 2) Reviews
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I always knew Furby was a perv.
Just look at his crazy eyes. I’m so glad I never had one because who knew what horrors he was packing behind his battery door 😱 ‼️
So any other sentient romances that can ruin a Millennial childhood?
There’s this guy 👆🏻, the kool aid man, what’s next? Barney? Elmo? Tony the Tiger? Good gawd noooo! -
NO (this was very scary and I don’t like it and it WILL haunt my nightmares)
Also for copyright reasons, this totally-not-a-Furby type of toy is called a Flurbo
CW: explicit sexual content -
for the sheer audacity
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Know what I didn't know I needed? The fucking Kyleverse. This made my day. Bless you, Nicole Parker, for (not!)Furby dirty talk, and for Kyle, best fwb ever.
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BIG fan of Kyle and Flurbo. This Flurbo is anything but faulty. Just add some AA batteries and night time and the magic happens! This was such a fun and silly story. Remember those orange push pops? How delicious and neon orange they were? All the nostalgia and silly goofy delicious smut. Nicole absolutely nailed this. I loved getting more of Kyle and I cannot wait to see what Nicole writes next!
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yay, Furby smut!! Though I can totally understand how another reviewer said this was legit “horror” vibes for them - I can really honestly see that, but it only made it that much funnier for me while reading… lol
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Why did i read this
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oh Kyle
What a dude. I hope he gets his own wild story one of these days. All the best to flurbo and garret may they make a cameo in Kyle’s future romp. -
As described, 30+ pages of Furby erotica. Great for a lol, and never being able to look at a furby the same again 😂
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Furby smut everyone.
FURBY.
SMUT.
5 “this was fucking wild” stars
⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
I grab its fur and guide it down between my legs. I know I am drenched under my sleep shorts. That can’t be good for its fur. 🤣 -
Yall - you see the cover right? You know what that is 😌 literally walk into this knowing it's a silly 40 ish page weird smut novella and it's absolutely worth checking out. What happens between our 7 foot fluffy monster and the FMC is fun. She even has more than willing co-worker who is super helpful at times. 🤣
For anyone thinking about writing - literally just do it. Don't like life seriously because this had me giggling through the whole thing. -
nightmare or a dream?
I can't decide if this was scary or not. I liked Kyle. Surprisingly. More than the furby. The furby was just kind of there. Didn't add much for me other than the push pop flavor. I think maybe I just don't like objects with fur and movable ears. -
Oh gosh, this was something else. I enjoyed this little wtf read 😂
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officially obsessed with the kyleverse. this was hilarious and delicious and i’ll never look at furby’s the same.
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Update: I had nightmares from this book. The aspect of it towering over you and just.. Furbys give me the heebie jeebies to this damn day.
I didn't know I needed Furby smut in my life until now. -
I read this because of an instagram unhinged romance review and it was hilariously fantastically weird
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Well balanced smut.
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Very creative choices in sentient objects but what the hell was that 😂
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Has your feed been flooded with cursed reels of toys from your childhood? Do you like sentient object romance? Read this book! Kyle is back and he’s the perfect wingman if you have anything coming alive and wanting to get frisky. I read this in one setting and couldn’t stop laughing at the Flurbo speech and by the time it was over I had to message Nicole and ask how the hell she made this kind of hot.
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Book 2 of the Kyleverse did not disappoint!
I love how Kyle is down for anything...you want to be railed alongside a rake? Kyle's your man. You want to have a 3way with a toy that magically grows to 7ft, has hidden appendages and shoots push-pop flavoured jizz...Kyle will drop his trousers and ask where you want him!
Honestly, I'm curious as to what's next in Kyle's sexcapades! The guy has no limits! -
One of my faves
This is short and fun and smutty! Don’t take yourself too seriously if you read this, you saw the title and cover. Sit back and enjoy Flurbo’s *special* features, nostalgically colored/flavored 💦, and of course our main man Kyle doing what he does best: No questions. Just Orgasms.
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SPOILERS AHEAD! Transcript from my video recap below:
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Chloe is feeling nostalgic when she sees a Flurbo in a shop, but doesn’t want to shell out the $50 for a new one.
The hot shop owner tells her he’s got a dicsounted faulty one so she buys it.
She takes the cute little Flurbo home, sticks in a coulple batteries and he turns on! He seems to been working order, even responding to her in Flurbonese.
But in the middle of the night, she wakes up to find her little buddy has grown to 7 feet tall, and she understands him.
Like any normal human, she screams and locks herself in the bathroom convincing herself it was a dream.
Well, the next night he grows again, but this time he wants to tickle her. He covers her eyes with his long ear and “tickles” her until she arrives.
At work the next day, our good ole buddy Kyle - who is Chloe’s coworker - is like, well…maybe it did happen.
Night three Chloe lets Flurbo “eat” her. She’s pissed she forgot to ask him questions while she could understand him.
Kyle, the man who is up for anything, offers to come over and make sure she asks the questions, and says he will leave…or stay and watch…or join in. Whatever.
They do just that, Flurbo boinking Chloe with his long prehensile flurb-peen. Kyle watches.
When they finish, Kyle…assists Chloe and tastes the flurbos spooge - which is neon orange and tastes like one of those pushpops you ate as a kid.
Oh! And his tongue vibrates
The next morning, Chloe decides since she now knows how to get Flurbo to be big flurbo again - she has to ask if he wants to have sex - that she wants to do the do with both Kyle and Flurbo.
As always, our man Kyle is No Questions, just Orgasms TM.
A few days later Chloe runs into the hot toy shop owner and she decides he must have known what the Faulty Flurbo does. He asks her out.
My new favorite phrase is “hot push-pop jizz.” I also really hope you all end up on cursed-furbstagram like I am. Read at your own risk -
I have never had to question myself over a book like I did this one.
I ran to this after seeing a review for it and thought “no way”…then the more I thought about it, the more I wanted to read. Add in a bookish friend that said she would read it if I did…so here I am.
Honestly, this is hilariously out there when it comes to monster/shifter/magic erotica - but Nicole brought back some 90’s nostalgia with a freaky twist and did it in a way that had me reading this to the end.
Chloe just wanted a piece of memorabilia from her childhood and when the local toy shop owner offers to sell her a “faulty” one at a huge discount, she jumps on it. What she wasn’t expecting was her new toy being able to help get her out of her “dry spell” nor her friend/co-worker joining in on the fun.
This is a weird, yet intriguing little read that was fast paced and left me with more questions than I expected but it was entertaining and had me chuckling by the end. -
Lmao ok for real I read this as a joke. At least it’s better than the first one. It’s bizarre of course - a giant knock off Furby grows to 7 feet has a massive roll out dick from the battery compartment and fucks the FMC. I’m giving it two stars for originality and the fact the writing improved over the previous book by the same author but this is not for me. It gave me a laugh though - push pop jizz is something I thought I’d never read yet here we are.
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Ok this one was interesting. I decided to read this as the second book in the series following rake. It was just as weird and just as spicy and little plot. Chloe buys a flurby and gets it discounted because it’s faulty but it turns out this flurby is not faulty but rather it has a few extra *talents*. Kyle makes a reappearance in this book but he didn’t steal the show like he did in the first book.
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Sooooo I read the furby romance…I’m not sure I’d say my curiosity was satisfied but I definitely know things. Furby things. That I didn’t need to know.
It was weird. A weird concept. Weirdly executed. Everybody in it was bloody weird.
Just overall a very odd experience that’s made me incapable of stringing full sentences together, clearly.
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Flurbos the freaky little f***ers of the toy world. Quirky short story, I didnt hate it but I really thought I would love it alot more then I did. Maybe I wanted more, a couple days of wild night romps and then she meets up with the toy owner.. now what. Felling a bit all over the place and no where at the same time.
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This one was... the worst. Of all the unhinged ones I have read, this is so far the worst. In case anyone is wondering.... "Flurbo" (I'm assuming that Furby is copyrighted) cum tastes like orange push pops. THE WORST FLAVOR.
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I'm not sure which is more horrifying, the fact that the image of a 7' tall furby is now in my head or the fact that I absolutely loved this book. While furby scares the ever loving crap out of me, Flurbo is somehow sexy in the silliest way possible. This one is short, steamy, and so much fun!
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These weird, “unhinged” books keep showing up on my IG fyp, and something brainless sounded appealing. I have no idea what I just read, but I’m laughing like an idiot, so four stars for that.
And honestly… it wasn’t badly written. Might actually check out the rest of the series.
