South Park : The Scripts by Matt Stone


South Park : The Scripts
Title : South Park : The Scripts
Author :
Rating :
ISBN : 0752271938
ISBN-10 : 9780752271934
Language : English
Format Type : Paperback
Number of Pages : -
Publication : First published June 9, 2000

"South Park" is to be a phenomenon in the UK with the madcap adventures of Cartman, Kenny and pals thrilling fans. "South The Book Two" ties into Channel 4's transmission of "Series 3", and includes five hilarious The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka; Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls; Cow Days; Gnomes Rainforest; and Schmainforest. Each script is illustrated with a selection of images from the show, along with the original storyboards which the animators worked from.


South Park : The Scripts Reviews


  • Realini

    South Park – The Scripts by Matt Stone
    9 out of 10


    South Park is a phenomenon that I have discovered only recently, as it has started airing on Comedy Central, anyway I took some notice of it recently, although it might have been there for long, it is scheduled after midnight, out of prime time and enjoyed only occasionally, a series with an edge we could say

    In one of the latest episodes, one of the characters has tried a prank and took a photo of his friend – actually, I should not say friend, Thomas Mann
    http://realini.blogspot.com/2023/06/l... explains in one of his short stories the significance of big words and how we misuse them
    A character in a tale by Thomas Mann is aghast at how often those around him say ‘they love someone so much, there are no words to express it’, when in fact, the opposite is true, we can only find love, friendship in art, literature, when the ‘supreme, unspeakable love’ is tested, we find it is not there

    A spoiler alert, disclaimer is required here, so that you do not continue reading, in case you have reached this far for some (wrong) reason, because it is not worth your time, but even more importantly, I do not want to get any complaint and retaliation from Goodreads – something that has happened
    Just as they keep at number one for my realm (I should be at number one, for all the flawed, ignorant, vague, silly notes I post, at least I make the effort) some fellow that only does copy and paste, and then says voila, this is the ‘review’ for thousands of books, no less, Goodreads deleted one of my creations

    Coming back for a short while to South Park, the episode I started ‘analyzing’ and then abandoned for some distraction (which is the way things ‘work’ in this space) the picture taken to laugh at the mate has the photographer taking the penis in his mouth, to show that the sleeping fellow is…gay, and somehow mock him
    However, the rest of the group tries to explain that, if anything, the one taking the organ in his mouth would be the homosexual, not the unconscious, sleeping young man (come to think of it, these do mean to represent humans, albeit there is a chance that I may be confused) and this may be clever humor

    Again, as it is on late at night, I see some segments, and clearly I do not get what happens with bits of pieces of the puzzle, missing the big picture…this could also be an attempt to hide that I am thick and do not comprehend some, maybe most of the new humor, the expressions…take slay, I did not know it means something like bingo

    What has impressed me was that they seem to take on Orange Jesus – the above disclaimer still stands, or repeating the alert could serve as a serious warning, to keep you away, especially if you are a member of the cult of Orange Jesus aka OJ…another fella has attacked me for aiming at what I see as the Ultimate Fool
    We are in grave danger here, in this part of the world, people in Ukraine are dying, and I see Orange Jesus as responsible, at least in part, although the main killer is Putin (the one OJ admires), because he is the leader of the Republican party (now just some sect with a monstrous supremo) and they have cut funding for the war

    Furthermore, if Orange Jesus (this is a name that leaders of that sect used, probably as a sign of respect, but I use it now, because it is so preposterous, ludicrous and allows me to be facetious and express contempt
    http://realini.blogspot.com/2017/02/c... using their own words) gets to the White House again in 2025, then we are fucked, he will give us to Russia
    He said he will solve the conflict in twenty-four hours, and though he is a pathetic, pathological, pompous liar, this one is true: he will talk to his buddy, ask some tips on how to become a dictator – so far, he knows and said he will be one on day one – and then say that the Kremlin Murderer can have what he wants…

    The Godfather
    http://realini.blogspot.com/2017/08/t... is for many the best motion picture ever made – it is evidently one of the top five – and it starts with ‘I believe in America’ the line of the undertaker that is asking Don Corleone for justice for his daughter, and later will have to work on the dead son of the mobster, when Sonny is shot so bad, that an open coffin is a challenge
    I also believed in America, indeed, I still see it as the only one keeping China in check, for the time being, standing in the way of imperial Russia, at least until Putin sees his buddy in the Oval Office, and pushing Iran, North Korea and other evil regimes, preventing them from taking over the world and making humans slaves

    The communist regime has been perfectly described by George Orwell
    http://realini.blogspot.com/2023/09/n... and we see Big Brother, double speak, propaganda in action in the aforementioned countries and others, that will become a calamity if America reiterates, elects Orange Jesus, and then we see the rise of Putin, Xi and their mates, which will lead to Eastern Europe coming under the Russian boot again, with disastrous consequences, which is why I hate this Orange Fool, and despise the hoi polloi that admire him and vote with him…

    Now for a question, and invitation – maybe you have a good idea on how we could make more than a million dollars with this
    http://realini.blogspot.com/2022/02/u... – as it is, this is a unique technique, which we could promote, sell, open the Oscars show with or something and then make lots of money together, if you have the how, I have the product, I just do not know how to get the befits from it, other than the exercise per se

    As for my role in the Revolution that killed Ceausescu, a smaller Mao, there it is
    http://realini.blogspot.com/2022/03/r...
    Some favorite quotes from To The Heritage and other works
    ‘Fiction is infinitely preferable to real life...As long as you avoid the books of Kafka or Beckett, the everlasting plot of fiction has fewer futile experiences than the careless plot of reality...Fiction's people are fuller, deeper, cleverer, more moving than those in real life…Its actions are more intricate, illuminating, noble, profound…There are many more dramas, climaxes, romantic fulfillment, twists, turns, gratified resolutions…Unlike reality, all of this you can experience without leaving the house or even getting out of bed…What's more, books are a form of intelligent human greatness, as stories are a higher order of sense…As random life is to destiny, so stories are to great authors, who provided us with some of the highest pleasures and the most wonderful mystifications we can find…Few stories are greater than Anna Karenina, that wise epic by an often foolish author…’
    ‚parturiunt montes, nascetur ridiculus mus’
    “From Monty Python - The Meaning of Life...Well, it's nothing very special...Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.”

  • Amoasses

    I don't own this book, but it's the right thing to do