Tales From A French Envelope by Catfish McDaris

Tales From A French Envelope Reviews

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  Donald Armfield

  Catfish McDaris is imaginative when it comes to his flash fiction. Next to his beatnik writing compared to the creators. Ginsberg & Kerouac he is a style of his own as well. The second part of book is with Craig Scott. almost all of his poetry is about f**king, tits and ass. Those are great items for my liking, but too much gets repetitive and boring. Hence the four star review.
  
  I have three of his chapbooks and will cherish this man's work. Here are my recommendations and favorites with snappy synopsis for a few.
  
  **Catfish**
  *Reading Recs*
  Jackalope Condoms
  Mamasita Mambo
  Next Time
  Slivers of Death
  Never to Old
  
  Gertie's Little Pal a quickie with a dildo
  
  The Good Samaritan: If the fat cow of a women is choking....let it die *lesson learned*
  
  Pinocchio's Wooden Leg a horror tale of a baseball coach with to many sexual partners to coach.
  
  Praise the Lord and Pass the gopher meat
  We all have those Aunts, you never wanna see at family events.
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  Catfish Mcdaris

  After reading this killer book of wild hilarious thought provoking stories and poems, I will be ordering many copies for my family and friends. Both authors left me grinning, laughing, and wondering. I saw glimpses of Bukowski, Adrian C. Louis, Papa H., W. Somerset Maugham, Steinbeck, Henry Miller, and Todd Moore. Two quotations come to mind: "All my life, has yearned for a thing I cannot name." Andre Breton "Impropriety is the soul of wit." Maugham This book literally gets down to f..king business like both barrels of a sawed off shotgun to the brain. Jump in with both feet, you won't be sorry.
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  Octavio Chavez
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  Melissa

  This book is hilariously stimulating. This collection of short stories and poems left me saying "OH MY", "Oooooooh La La", and "Ewwwwwwww". I am a very open minded person and I found this book to be very entertaining and witty. This was fun to read and held my interest to the very end.
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  Pam

  I won this as a first reads off goodreads. Very funny collection of poems and short stories about the lonely and horny. I have read it several times whenever I need a good laugh. You will laugh at almost every story and poem. If you like humor a little on the naughty side it's a must read.
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  Samantha

  Incredible collection of vulgarity at its finest.
  
  When you're finished, you'll read it again.
  
  Put on some lingerie and pour yourself a glass of red wine, ladies; you'll be glad you spent the night with these two.
  
  Highly recommended.
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  Roxy

  A decent collection of twisted and erotic poems and short stories.
  
  I much preferred Craig Scott's poety.